Top 5 Best Places to Fart at EPCOT – Disney World
These are the top 5 best places to fart at EPCOT. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical. Number 1 is crazy.
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Disney Removes I Ran From Cosmic Rewind Amidst War
Disney removes “I Ran” from Cosmic Rewind due to the war. They are actively considering alternative songs to take its place in the meantime.
Native American Pavilion is Coming to EPCOT
A Native American pavilion is coming to EPCOT. Ironically it will replace the American pavilion in World Showcase.
BREAKING: Somalia Pavilion Coming to EPCOT
A Somalia Pavilion is coming to EPCOT World Showcase. It will be home to the first-ever in-park daycare at Disney World.
Deadliest Theme Park Accident Ever – The Sky Scraper
The EPCOT Sky Scraper incident was the deadliest theme park accident ever. All 230 airline passengers and 52 riders died instantly.
Disney is Now Growing Weed in Living With The Land
Disney is now growing weed in Living With The Land. They have just planted marijuana in the final section of the ride by the tomatoes.
Disney Replacing World Showcase With 13 Colonies
Disney is replacing World Showcase with the 13 colonies. This is part of an aggressive push by the Trump administration to make Disney America first.
Guests Climb Into Fish Tank on Living With The Land
Guests climbed into the fish tank on Living With The Land. The other day, two riders got out of their boat and climbed into the fish tanks.
Disney Adding The Bible to Spaceship Earth
Disney is adding The Bible to Spaceship Earth. They will update the beginning of the ride to reference the bible instead of men hunting woolly mammoths.
New Disney On Ice Exhibit Coming to EPCOT
A New Disney on Ice Exhibit is coming to EPCOT. This will be the first time the public is exposed to Walt Disney’s frozen body.
Disney Will Start Serving Dog at EPCOT China Pavilion
Disney will start serving dog inside of EPCOT at the China Pavilion. They will do it in a culturally respectful way. Despite this, many people are very upset.
Soarin’ Will be Rethemed to Soarin’ Over The Middle East
Disney is retheming Soarin’ to Soarin’ Over the Middle East. On this new ride, guests will fly over Israel, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and more countries.
Tesla Becomes Official Sponsor of Test Track 3.0
Tesla is now the official sponsor of Test Track 3.0. Guests will board Cybertrucks and go through intense car tests, much like the original Test Track.
Trump Implements Tariffs on EPCOT World Showcase
Trump implements tariffs on EPCOT World Showcase. Now, all countries in EPCOT will be required to pay additional taxes on all of their sales.
African American Pavilion Coming to EPCOT
An African American pavilion is coming to EPCOT. The new pavilion will allow guests to immerse themselves in African American culture, food, and more.
Living With The Land SCAM Now Fully Exposed
We’re about to expose Living With The Land as a total scam. We bring facts to this extremely controversial ride and the exaggerations on the ride.
BREAKING: EPCOT is Now An Adult-Only Park
Breaking news, EPCOT is now an adult-only park. This means that now guests must be 18 years or older in order to enter EPCOT.
Mission: OceanGate Ride Coming to Disney World
Mission: OceanGate will replace Mission: SPACE at EPCOT. It puts you in the seat of the OceanGate submarine as you pilot it around the ocean.
Cosmic Rewind New Song Debuts: Never Gonna Give You Up
Disney has officially added Rick Astley’s iconic hit, “Never Gonna Give You Up,” to the playlist of the popular Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind ride.
Disney Now Breathalyzing All Adults at EPCOT
Disney now has breathalyzer checkpoints scattered throughout EPCOT World Showcase. These checkpoints will be spaced out every three countries.