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Disney Park Hopper Choppers Transportation to Parks
Disney is adding helicopters for transportation to parks. For only $1,000, you and up to 6 guests can fly in a Park Hopper Chopper to and from Disney parks.
Did You Know Disney World is Breaking The Law?
Did you know that Disney World is breaking the law? Many of their buildings should have a blinking red light on the top of it due to FAA law.
Adult Only Massage Parlor Coming to Disney World
An adult massage parlor is coming to Disney World. It will be called “Happy Ending Massages” and will be built in Fantasyland at the Magic Kingdom.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at Hollywood Studios
These are the top 5 best places to fart at Hollywood Studios. We highly recommend following this list if you want to have the best and most impactful farts at Disney.
More Disney World Titanic On Ride Footage
We got a look at more of the on-ride footage for the Titanic ride coming to Disney World. This is exclusive footage of the newest ride coming to Hollywood Studios.
Haunted Mansion Will Be Rethemed to Cars Ride
The Haunted Mansion will be rethemed to a Cars ride. This is to help it fit in better with Cars Land, coming to the Magic Kingdom.
Animal Kingdom Safari Animals Now Demanding Tips from Guests
Guests on the Kilimanjaro Safaris ride at Animal Kingdom are reporting that the animals have started positioning themselves near the vehicles with expectant looks, and one giraffe was spotted holding a sign reading 'Tips Appreciated.'
Disney World Releases a $1 Park Ticket
Disney World releases a $1 park ticket. This is the least expensive a Disney park ticket has ever been, and we will tell you how to buy these tickets.
This is What Happens if You Get Arrested at Disney
This is what happens if you get arrested at Disney. Each park has its own Disney jail. This is not a place you want to go, as the experience is shocking.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at The Magic Kingdom
These are the top 5 best places to fart at the Magic Kingdom. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical. 1 should be illegal.
Monsters Inc. Land Will Open in 2038 Per Reports
Monsters Inc. Land will officially open in 2038. An internal report has just confirmed the opening date of the new land inside Disney World.
Here’s Why Mulan Was Removed From Disney+
Mulan has been removed from Disney+. The reason is because of the controversial topics that the movie covers. People are not happy with this decision though.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at EPCOT – Disney World
These are the top 5 best places to fart at EPCOT. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical. Number 1 is crazy.
Disney World Now Banning All Cast Member Tattoos
Disney World is now banning all Cast Member tattoos. This is because it’s considered unprofessional and has a negative impact on guest experience.
BREAKING: Disneyland is Officially Closing Permanently
Breaking news, Disneyland is closing permanently at the end of 2026. This announcement came out of the blue and is extremely sad to all people.
Fart Hospitalizes Multiple People at Disney World
A fart hospitalized multiple people at Disney World yesterday. According to an official report, guests were on the monorail to EPCOT when a man farted in the car.
Disney World Uses Cloud Machines to Make Clouds
Did you know that Disney World has cloud machines? They make clouds, which help provide shade on hot days at Disney.
This is The Real Reason Disney Scans Your Fingerprint
The real reason Disney scans your fingerprint is to store your biometric data in a database, which is sold to companies and governments around the world.
BREAKING: Black Bear Spotted Climbing Cinderella Castle
Breaking news, a Black Bear was spotted climbing Cinderella Castle today. He was walking along one of the edges while guests quickly named him Beary Poppins.
Why I Wear Diapers To Disney World As An Adult
Why I wear a diaper to Disney World as an adult. Many people object to this idea, but in practice it actually makes a lot of sense and is unobjectionable.