Disney Park Hopper Choppers Transportation to Parks
Disney is adding helicopters for transportation to parks. For only $1,000, you and up to 6 guests can fly in a Park Hopper Chopper to and from Disney parks.
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Did You Know Disney World is Breaking The Law?
Did you know that Disney World is breaking the law? Many of their buildings should have a blinking red light on the top of it due to FAA law.
Disney World Releases a $1 Park Ticket
Disney World releases a $1 park ticket. This is the least expensive a Disney park ticket has ever been, and we will tell you how to buy these tickets.
This is What Happens if You Get Arrested at Disney
This is what happens if you get arrested at Disney. Each park has its own Disney jail. This is not a place you want to go, as the experience is shocking.
Disney World Now Banning All Cast Member Tattoos
Disney World is now banning all Cast Member tattoos. This is because it’s considered unprofessional and has a negative impact on guest experience.
Fart Hospitalizes Multiple People at Disney World
A fart hospitalized multiple people at Disney World yesterday. According to an official report, guests were on the monorail to EPCOT when a man farted in the car.
Disney World Uses Cloud Machines to Make Clouds
Did you know that Disney World has cloud machines? They make clouds, which help provide shade on hot days at Disney.
This is The Real Reason Disney Scans Your Fingerprint
The real reason Disney scans your fingerprint is to store your biometric data in a database, which is sold to companies and governments around the world.
Why I Wear Diapers To Disney World As An Adult
Why I wear a diaper to Disney World as an adult. Many people object to this idea, but in practice it actually makes a lot of sense and is unobjectionable.
Top 10 Best Tips for Visiting Walt Disney World
These are 10 tips that most people don’t know about Disney World, but can be helpful for your next trip to Disney World for the best experience.
Disney Adding Annual Passholder Lines to Rides
Disney is adding annual passholder lines to their rides. The goal of this is to have shorter wait times for their annual passholders.
Disney World Will No Longer Follow Daylight Savings
Disney World will no longer follow daylight savings. On March 8th, Disney will sets their clocks an hour forward for the last time ever.
Disney World Announces First Ever Straight Day
Disney World announces their first-ever Straight Day. This is a celebration of straight people and straight relationships.
Disney Officially Bans Peeing in Their Lines
Disney officially bans peeing in their lines. Anyone caught peeing in a line at Disney will be kicked out of the park and may be banned for life.
Disney World Requiring Leashes on Kids Under 13
Disney World is now requiring leashes on kids under 13. To enter Disney World, anyone who is under 13 years old will be required to wear a leash.
Lightning Lane Now Required for Purchase at Disney
Disney is requiring all guests to purchase Lightning Lane. Starting later this year, everyone will be required to buy Lightning Lane along with their park tickets.
This Secret Phrase You to Skip Any Disney Line
There is a secret phrase that allows you to skip any line at Disney World. This was started by Walt Disney at Disneyland and still works today for VIPs.
Shocking List of Banned Words at Disney
Disney released a list of shocking banned words in their parks. The most controversial word is Six-Seven, the popular internet meme.
Top 5 Most Overrated Rides at Disney World
These are the top 5 most overrated rides at Disney World. This list is truly unobjectionable and is based on fact, not feelings.
Disney World Now Requiring Fitness Test to Enter
Disney World is now requiring a fitness test to enter, which includes push-ups, curl-ups, and walking a mile. However, it has a lot of people quite upset.