Adult Only Massage Parlor Coming to Disney World
An adult massage parlor is coming to Disney World. It will be called “Happy Ending Massages” and will be built in Fantasyland at the Magic Kingdom.
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Haunted Mansion Will Be Rethemed to Cars Ride
The Haunted Mansion will be rethemed to a Cars ride. This is to help it fit in better with Cars Land, coming to the Magic Kingdom.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at The Magic Kingdom
These are the top 5 best places to fart at the Magic Kingdom. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical. 1 should be illegal.
BREAKING: Black Bear Spotted Climbing Cinderella Castle
Breaking news, a Black Bear was spotted climbing Cinderella Castle today. He was walking along one of the edges while guests quickly named him Beary Poppins.
Disney Adds Trap Queen Song to Enchanted Tiki Room
Disney added a Fetty Wap song to the Enchanted Tiki Room. As of yesterday, the birds now sing Trap Queen as part of the show.
Every Ride we Rode at the Magic Kingdom in One Day
This is every ride we rode at Magic Kingdom in one day. We first rope dropped Seven Dwarfs Mine Train and were the first riders…
Trump Visiting Disney World Following Iran Strikes
President Trump is going to Disney World following the Iran Strikes. When he was asked how he would celebrate, he said, “I’m going to Disney World!”
BREAKING: Magic Kingdom Testing Child Free Days
Breaking news, the Magic Kingdom is testing child-free days. On these days, only adults over the age of 18 will be allowed inside Disney World.
Disney Will Host Easter Mass Inside Magic Kingdom
Disney will host an Easter Mass inside the Magic Kingdom. This will be the first ever a religious service at a Disney World theme park.
Disney Adding Charlie Kirk to The Hall of Presidents
Disney is adding Charlie Kirk to the Hall of Presidents. He will have a small speaking role talking about America and democracy.
Disney Building Wedding Chapel Inside Magic Kingdom
Disney is building a wedding chapel inside the Magic Kingdom. For only $1,000, couples can have their marriage ceremony inside Disney World.
Disney Adding DMV Inside The Magic Kingdom
Disney is adding a DMV inside the Magic Kingdom. They are adding this because soon, all guests will need a special driver’s license for the Tomorrowland Speedway.
BREAKING: Woman Pulls Out Gun Inside Disney World
Breaking news, a woman pulled out a gun inside Disney World. Around 1:05 PM, guests noticed a woman holding a large gun in Adventureland.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Racist Moment Leads to Protests
A racist moment at Disney World leads to boycotts. The other day, a potential hate crime was caught on camera on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure.
BREAKING: Haunted Mansion is Getting a New Script
Breaking news, a new script is coming to the Haunted Mansion. This new voiceover will be full of jokes and dry humor, just like the Jungle Cruise.
The Magic Kingdom Will Open at 5 AM in 2026
The Magic Kingdom will open at 5 AM in 2026. The goal is to give guests more time to enjoy the park, but many complain this is too early.
Democrats Charing Disney World With War Crimes
Democrats are investigating Disney World for war crimes. Pirates of the Caribbean is being charged with multiple war crime violations.
Joe Biden Replaced With Autopen in Hall of Presidents
Disney is replacing Joe Biden with an autopen in the Hall of Presidents. His animatronic will be removed by the end of the year.
Family Brings Dead Grandpa to Disney World
A family brought their dead grandpa to Disney World. According to the family, their grandpa always wanted to visit the Magic Kingdom.
George Floyd Statue Coming to The Magic Kingdom
A George Floyd statue is coming to the Magic Kingdom and will be 20 feet tall. However, this statue is creating a lot of controversy.