These are the top 5 best places to fart at EPCOT. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical.
Number 5 is during the Cosmic Rewind launch. This can be a truly epic moment if you time it just right. The ride says, “I think we’re jumping back”, followed by a moment of silence, perfect for your fart. If you’re in the last car, all riders in front of you will then need to go through your cloud for maximum effect.
Number 4 is during the skunk scene of Journey Into Imagination. This is awesome because your fart will mash with the skunk smell for the ultimate chemical warfare.
Number 3 is on Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure. This ride is all about good smells and food. Ripping one here is a great way to give your fellow riders something to smell.
Number 2 is during rope drop. This is the most congested and closest you will be to hundreds of guests, making it the ultimate place to drop one.
Number 1 is, of course, during Mission: Space. There is nothing better than being trapped in a tight space with three random people for five minutes. They even provided sick bags for people just in case. This is the most effective on the orange version because of how intense the ride is. Be sure to follow us for more top places to fart around Disney World if you want to have the most impact.
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