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The 2028 Olympics Are Moving to Disney World
The 2028 Olympics will no longer be in Los Angeles. They have been moved to Disney World after purchasing the rights for $500 million.
Planned Parenthood Coming to Disney World
A Planned Parenthood is coming to Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. This is to provide more healthcare options to the public and create awareness
BREAKING: Disney Officially Announces Disneyland Russia
A brand new Disney park was just announced. Disneyland Russia will be built in Moscow and be the most advanced Disney theme park
BREAKING: Riley Will Be Transgender in Inside Out 3
An internal source has confirmed that Riley will be transgender in Inside Out 3, Coming Out. The newest emotion, Pride, will lead her down this path.
Disney Cast Members Can Point With Middle Fingers
In a controversial move, Disney changes their policy around Cast Members pointing and they can now point with their middle finger.
Tower of Terror Frozen Retheme Coming Soon
The Tower of Terror is undergoing a retheme to Frozen. The new ride will be called Frozen Free Fall and riders will save Elsa’s coronation.
Kamala Harris Promises Free Disney World Tickets
You can get a free Disney World ticket for each time you vote for Kamala Harris in this next election as part of her newest promise to Americans
Moana 2 Is Officially Canceled Following Controversy
Weeks after releasing the trailer, Moana 2 is being canceled due to the continued controversy around Moana being transgender
Disney Offers Aladdin Flying Magic Carpet Experience
You can now fly on your own Magic Carpet from Aladdin. This new experience will only cost $5,000 and allows guests to live out their Aladdin fantasies.
BREAKING: Biden Drops Out Replaced With Mickey Mouse
In breaking news, Joe Biden has dropped out of the election. Mickey Mouse will officially take his place as the democrat candidate.
Disney World Bans Farting Inside Their Parks
In a shocking twist, Disney World bans farting inside their theme parks. Anyone caught farting on new thermal cameras may be banned from Disney World for life.
Disney Removes Minimum Height Requirement For Rides
Some are calling this the most dangerous decision Disney has made. They are removing the minimum height requirement over discrimination lawsuit.
Riders Stuck on it’s a small world for 24 Hours
Guests experience a nightmare after being stuck on it’s a small world for 24 hours. This was caused by a ride malfunction, forcing them to be stuck for a day.
Disney World Removing All Security Checkpoints
Disney World is removing all security check points from their parks. Instead, Disney will run on the honor system hoping people don’t bring in illegal items.
BREAKING: A Fortnite Theme Park Is Coming to Disney World
A new theme park is coming to Disney World. It will be themed to the popular video game Fortnite and will cost around $50 billion to build.
Carousel of Progress is Getting A Woke Makeover
The Carousel of Progress at Disney is getting a woke retheme. The new ride will get plenty of updates to make it more woke and less controversial.
NEW Hannah Montana Reboot Coming to Disney+
A new Hannah Montana reboot is coming to Disney+ and Jojo Siwa will be the star. She will play Miley Cyrus, with her dad being played by Chris Pratt.
Disney Bans All Tattoos Inside Their Theme Parks
In a surprising twist, Disney World is banning all tattoos inside their parks. Anyone who exposes tattoos, may be banned from Disney World for life.
Disney World Increases Ticket Prices For Men
Disney is implementing a 20% man tax on their tickets. All men will now have to pay more for Disney World park tickets to dismantle the patriarchy.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The Kansas City Chiefs
The Walt Disney Company will buy the Kansas City Chiefs for $2 billion. The Chiefs will play their last games in Kansas City this season.