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Disney Replacing Joe Biden with Animatronic for Next Debate
Disney is partnering with the democrat party to use the Joe Biden animatronic from the Hall of Presidents in the next debate
Breaking Disney News Genie+ Is Being Replaced
In a shocking announcement, Disney is getting rid of Genie+. It will be called Walt Disney World Lightning Lane. Here is what you need to know.
Taylor Swift Is Officially Becoming a Disney Princess
A new Disney movie is coming out in 2025, “Swift”. This movie will be about Taylor Swift, who is becoming an official Disney Princess.
Disney World is Hiring Stripers in Their Parks
Parents are furious after multiple videos show strippers playing the part of Disney characters inside a park made for families.
Massive Tornado Rips Through Disney World Today
A massive tornado ripped through Disney World today. This could have leveled the entire park if they didn’t have a high-tech prevention system.
BREAKING: Disney CEO Bob Iger Transitioning to Female
The Disney CEO, Bob Iger, will transition to female to show his ongoing commitment to diversity and inclusion in their company
Pixar announces RataTWOille: Remy For President
RataTWOille, the sequel to Ratatouille, was just announced. Remy will help an old man named Joe become president, by controlling him like in the first movie.
Get Your Vasectomy Inside Disney’s Magic Kingdom
You can soon get a vasectomy inside Disney World on Main Street USA. This is a way to encourage population control according to official statements.
New Bluey Area Coming to Disney’s Hollywood Studios
Blueyland is coming to Hollywood Studios. This is a new Bluey-themed land coming to Disney World, complete with rides, shops, dining, and more.
The Bachelor: Disney Princesses is Coming This Fall
The Bachelor: Disney Princesses is coming to ABC this fall. A single man will date Disney Princesses and pick one to be his future wife
Inside Out Ride Replacing Journey Into Imagination
Journey Into Imagination With Figment is closing and will be replaced with a new Inside Out ride, which takes guests through Riley’s emotions on her birthday.
Space Mountain Will Keep the Lights Permanently
Another man has lost his hands on Space Mountain, forcing Disney to turn the lights on permanently on the ride. People are calling for the ride to be closed
BREAKING: Anna and Elsa Marry Each Other in Frozen 3
Anna and Elsa will marry each other in Frozen 3. This will be the first-ever sibling marriage in a Disney movie. This breaking news is extremely controversial.
Disney World Replacing American Flags with Pride Flags
In a controversial decision, Disney World will replace all American Flags with pride flags in June. They will also discontinue the American Flag Retreat.
Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do at Disney World
There are many things you shouldn’t do at Disney World. These are the top five things that are the biggest things you should never do there.
BREAKING: Disney World Marvel Theme Park Confirmed
Breaking news, a 5th gate is coming to Disney World. The new theme park, Marvel Infinity Kingdom, is a $17 billion expansion, the most expensive Disney park
New Pay to Pee Program Coming to Disney World
It now costs money to use the bathroom at Disney World. It is $1 to pee and $2 to poo. This is an extremely controversial move by Disney.
Turtle Talk With Crush Gets Political and Heated
Turtle Talk with Crush gets heated after Crush starts talking about President Biden and President Trump. Many people are upset over what Crush said.
BREAKING: Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is Closing Permanently
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is closing permanently despite never opening to the public. This is due to the massive backlash against the poor retheme
Honest Review After Riding Tiana’s Bayou Adventure
We were one of the first riders on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. Here is an honest review of the ride compared to Splash Mountain