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Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Closes Due To E. Coli
For the first time, a Disney World ride is closing due to an E. coli outbreak. Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is shockingly closing due to unsafe water.
Apartments Being Built Inside The Magic Kingdom
Disney World is adding apartments to the Magic Kingdom. For only $8,000 you can live inside the world’s most popular theme park in an epic apartment.
Mickey Mouse Debuts New Drag Queen Costume
Earlier today Mickey Mouse was seen dressed as a drag queen inside Disney World. His drag name is Mickey Blouse. This has raised a lot of concern.
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Moving to Nashville
Nashville will soon be home to Disney World. They will begin moving the entire theme park to Nashville at the end of September and over the next three years.
Walt Disney Becoming First Non-President On Mount Rushmore
Walt Disney will soon find himself up on Mount Rushmore. This will be the first non-president carved into the national monument.
Disney World Handing Out Bathroom Bags For Lines
In order to preven bathroom accidents in lines, Disney World is intrducing bathroom bags. These allow you to discretely go to the bathroom while in line.
Disney World Limiting Guests to Four Rides Per Day
Disney World is limiting everyone to four rides per day. However, you will have the option to pay for additional rides. Starting next week, you…
Must Do Disney Returning to Disney World TVs
After being off air since 2021, Must Do Disney is returning to Disney World resort TVs. Stay will return as the host to share the best Disney World must dos.
BREAKING: Disney World Closing Following Monkeypox Outbreak
In breaking news, Disney World is closing due to the Monkeypox outbreak. They are the first company to close their doors because of this new pandemic.
Hallmark and Disney Partnering For New Christmas Movie
Hallmark and Disney are partnering for a new Christmas movie called “Christmas at the Castle”. It will be set in Disney World and combine the magic of the two.
Disney World Building $12 Billion Weather Controlling Dome
The Disney World dome is finally happening. It will cost cover the entire Disney World property and maintain perfect weather year round.
Lilo and Stitch Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
A Lilo and Stitch roller coaster is finally coming to Disney World. It will be a roller coaster where guests stand up while they ride.
All Disney World Restaurants Are Going Vegan
All Disney World restaurants will start serving tofu and other meat alternatives as part of their initiative to be vegan and improve the environment.
You Can Now Bring Dead Bodies To Disney World
A new Happily Ever AfterLife program debuted at Disney World. You can bring dead family and friends to Disney for one final ride.
BREAKING: Rioters Set Cinderella Castle on Fire
Cinderella Castle has caught fire for a second time this year. This time, rioters, protesting climate change, set Cinderella Castle on fire and watched it burn.
Disney World Adding Tampons to Men’s Restrooms
In a shocking move, Disney is adding tampon’s and other menstrual products to the Men’s bathrooms to provide a safe and inclusive environment.
The World’s Largest Costco is Coming to EPCOT
The world’s largest Costco is coming to Disney World. It will be in EPCOT and be the only Costco that doesn’t require a membership.
A Muppet Retheme Coming to Haunted Mansion
The Haunted Mansion at Disney’s Magic Kingdom is closing. The ride track will remain the same, however, many of the characters will be replaced with the Muppets
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse Removed as Official Disney Mascot
In breaking Disney news, Mickey Mouse is no longer the official Disney mascot. He has been replaced by Figment. This news has stunned the world.
Disney World Bans Ugly People From Their Theme Parks
In order to be more family-friendly, Disney World is banning ugly people. Upon entering the parks, you will be scanned to determine if you’re ugly or not.