BREAKING: Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are Having a Baby
Breaking news, Mickey and Minnie are having a baby. According to an internal source, Minnie will give birth to a Mickey Jr in 2026.
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BREAKING: Disney Aquires Netflix for $500 Billion
Breaking news, Disney acquires Netflix for $500 billion. Because of this acquisition, all Netflix shows and movies will be added to Disney+.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Confirms Olaf Isn’t Gay
Breaking news, Disney confirms that Olaf isn’t gay. Ever since Frozen came out, there has been widespread, but unconfirmed speculation that Olaf is gay.
BREAKING: Disneyland Doubling Size of The Castle
Breaking news, Disneyland is doubling the size of the castle. It’s well-known that Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland is extremely small.
Disney Announces Jew-ish a New ABC Sitcom
Disney announces Jew-ish, a new ABC sitcom. The new show will debut in 2026 and is a controversial spin-off of black-ish.
Adventures by Disney Adds Russia Experience
Adventures by Disney adds a Russia experience. Create a lifetime of family memories as you experience hassle-free, guided group vacations to Moscow.
Disney Adults Ranked as Most Hate Ethnicity in US
Disney Adults are ranked as the most hated ethnicity in the US. They are ranked just above white people, who are a close second.
Pixar Announces Poly Want a Cracker – A New Movie
Pixar announces Poly Want a Cracker, a movie about a young black couple that wants to explore the world of a polyamorous relationship with a white guy.
Disney is Suing People With Unofficial Disney Tattoos
Disney is suing people with unofficial Disney tattoos. Anyone who has a Disney tattoo may receive a cease and desist letter from Disney.
Disney Announces Cinderfella, a Transgender Movie
Disney announces Cinderfella, a Transgender Movie. In this new movie, Cinderella will go from dancing at the ball to dancing with balls.
Exclusive Cars 4 Plot Leak – Saddest Movie Ever
The Cars 4 plot was leaked, and it’s the saddest Disney/Pixar movie ever. The movie begins when Lightning McQueen is struck by a drunk driver.
Democrats Now Qualify for Disney’s Disability Pass (DAS)
Democrats now qualify for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS). However, this announcement is creating a lot of controversy.
Disney Quiz – Expert Difficulty (Extremely Hard)
Step right up and test your Disney Trivia knowledge. Many experts consider this the hardest Disney quiz ever written. Good luck!
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The 33rd NFL Team
Breaking news, Disney is getting an NFL team. This will be the 33rd team in the league and will be called the Mousketeers.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at Disney World
There is something magical about farting inside Disney World. Here are the top 5 best places to fart inside Disney World for the most impact.
Breaking: Disney Acquires SpongeBob for $200 Million
Breaking news, Disney acquires SpongeBob for $200 million. With this purchase, they will take over the show and add a Bikini Bottom themed land to Disney World.
Breaking: Mickey Mouse Is Getting White Skin
Breaking news, Mickey Mouse is getting white skin. Disney has just released concept art of Mickey Mouse with completely white skin.
Disney Announces Animated Version of Live-Action Lion King
Disney announces an animated version of the live-action Lion King. This new animated movie will follow the same storyline as the live-action version.
Disney Cancels Sidney Sweeney Genie Ad Following Controversy
Disney cancels Sidney Sweeney Genie ad following controversy. The ad has her talk about how great her genes are and the privilege she has.
Pixar Officially Announces Live-Action Cars Movie
Pixar Announces a live-action Cars Movie, which will be the first-ever live-action Pixar movie. This new movie and cast has fans excited.