Democrats now qualify for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS). However, this announcement is creating a lot of controversy.
According to an official statement, “We are committed to providing a welcoming and inclusive environment to our Guests. Because of this mission, we have expanded the scope of the Disability Access Service to include registered Democrats.”
The statement continues, “Any Democrat, especially those with Trump Derangement Syndrome, who wish to apply for a DAS pass must show their party’s registration at the time of application.” Since this announcement, the number of registered Democrats has grown by 5%.
However, many current Democrats are very upset about this announcement. They find this announcement to be very cruel and condescending. In fact, they have taken to Bluesky to complain as they pet their emotional support dogs and cats.
On the other hand, Republicans are happy about this, saying it’s the best trolling Disney has ever done. They think that if someone is happy about the death of one of their opponents, they should qualify for these passes.
Overall, this has sparked a lengthy discussion and debate as to whether or not political affiliation should be considered a disability. Despite the debate, Disney is not backing down, and the Republicans love it.
What do you think of Democrats now qualifying for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS)? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
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