There is something magical about asserting dominance and farting inside Disney World. The beauty is in being able to rip one and create chaos, all while being discreet, so no one knows who did it. With that being said, here are the top 5 best places to fart inside Disney World.
Number five is the Haunted Mansion stretching room. This room has no windows and no doors, which offers people a chilling challenge: to find a way out after you rip one. This is a great place to fart, but it’s still a large space, which is why it is ranked fifth.
Number four is Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster during the launch. Steven Tyler is counting down for you, and on one, you can blast off. We recommend sitting in row 1 to have the largest impact.
Number three is inside a monorail car. Farting in there is especially impactful on a hot and busy summer day. A warm car, full of bodies, is the perfect setup, plus a long ride for it to linger.
Number two is on the Tower of Terror. What’s great about this ride is that when you drop one in the elevator shaft, you get to relive the smell each time you rise and drop through it.
Number one is Mission: Space. There is nothing better than farting in that tight area, especially with strangers. Doing this on the orange version of the ride will almost guarantee the use of the sick bags.
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