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Labubu Characters Taking Over Disney World
Labubu characters debut at Walt Disney World. This is a brand new meet and greet experience with the hottest new plush characters.
Breaking: Taylor Swift’s Wedding Will be at Disney World
Breaking news, Taylor Swift’s wedding will be at Disney World. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce chose the Magic Kingdom as the site for their wedding.
Breaking: Disney World Raising Drinking Age to 31
Breaking news, Disney World is raising their drinking age to 31. This is due to an increase in issues from guests drinking in their parks.
5 Things We Would Do Immediately If We Were The Disney CEO
These are the five things we would do immediately if we were the Disney CEO. These ideas would be a drastic improvement to Disney World.
Breaking: Mickey Mouse Is Getting White Skin
Breaking news, Mickey Mouse is getting white skin. Disney has just released concept art of Mickey Mouse with completely white skin.
Disney is Putting Their Trump Animatronic in Jail
Disney is putting the Trump animatronic in jail. Once his presidency is over, they will move his animatronic to the Pirates of the Caribbean jail
Spend a Night In The Haunted Mansion at Disney World
You can now book a night in The Haunted Mansion. For only $999 per person per night, you can sleep inside the popular ride at Disney World.
Disney Announces Animated Version of Live-Action Lion King
Disney announces an animated version of the live-action Lion King. This new animated movie will follow the same storyline as the live-action version.
Fart Finders Are Being Installed Inside Disney World
Fart Finders are being installed inside Disney World. This new patented technology will detect anytime someone farts inside the park.
Disney World Implementing New One Child Policy
If you want to visit Disney World, you will need to have at least one kid with you. This is part of Disney’s new one child policy
New Disney On Ice Exhibit Coming to EPCOT
A New Disney on Ice Exhibit is coming to EPCOT. This will be the first time the public is exposed to Walt Disney’s frozen body.
Disney Adding Controversial Signs to it’s a small world
Disney is adding controversial signs to it’s a small world like “Remember Hiroshima” and “No Kings” as two examples of these new signs.
Disney Removing Skippers From The Jungle Cruise
Disney is removing all skippers from the Jungle Cruise. They will be replaced with an audio recording that is the same on every ride.
Mickey Mouse Blows Up During Fantasmic Show
Mickey Mouse blows up during a Fantasmic show. This was one of the scariest moments ever in the history of Fantasmic and had many people crying.
Disney World Canceling All Fireworks Shows Permanently
Disney World is cancelling all fireworks shows permanently. This is because they are contributing to climate change according to experts.
Disney Will Start Serving Dog at EPCOT China Pavilion
Disney will start serving dog inside of EPCOT at the China Pavilion. They will do it in a culturally respectful way. Despite this, many people are very upset.
BREAKING: Splash Mountain Returning to Disney World
Breaking news, Splash Mountain is returning to Disney World. It will be built where Tom Sawyer Island currently is. This news has people excited
Disney Cancels Sidney Sweeney Genie Ad Following Controversy
Disney cancels Sidney Sweeney Genie ad following controversy. The ad has her talk about how great her genes are and the privilege she has.
Disney World Bans Pride Clothes Inside Their Parks
Disney World bans pride clothes inside their parks. This is because of the controversial nature of pride gear, much like their ban of MAGA hats.
Get Screened for Breast Cancer at Disney World
You can now get screened for breast cancer inside Disney World. This is a way to encourage women to go in for routine breast cancer checks.