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Top 5 Disney World Rides in 2025 Official Ranking
These are our top 5 Disney World rides, across their theme parks: Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom.
Pixar Officially Announces Live-Action Cars Movie
Pixar Announces a live-action Cars Movie, which will be the first-ever live-action Pixar movie. This new movie and cast has fans excited.
Average Cost of Disney Trip is $40,000 Per Report
The average cost of a Disney trip reaches $40,000, according to a new report. This is a massive increase from 2010, when the average cost was only $10,000.
Breaking: New Fastpass System Coming to Disney World
Breaking news, a new Fastpass system is coming to Disney World. It will operate like eBay, where guests will bid on individual Fastpasses.
It’s a small world Dolls Come to Life at Night
An it’s a small world cast member shared their bone chilling experience with it’s a small world dolls coming to life at night.
BREAKING: Disneyland Indefinitely Closing Walt Disney Show
Breaking news, Disneyland is indefinitely closing the Walt Disney Show. Walt Disney: A Magical Life opened a week ago and is already closing it’s doors.
Disney World Adding Confederate Flags to Their Parks
Disney World is adding three Confederate Flags to their parks. This is an effort to further promote inclusion and diversity.
Second Tower of Terror Coming to Disney World
A second Tower of Terror is coming to Disney World. It will be built right next to the existing ride and Disney will call them the Twin Towers of Terror.
Toy Story 5 Plot Exclusive Leak – Saddest Movie Yet
Toy Story 5 will be the saddest Disney/Pixar movie ever made. We got an exclusive leak of the plot and find out that Andy passes away in the movie.
Disney World Charging $100 If You Leave Park Early
Disney World is now charging $100 if you leave their parks early. Anyone who decides to leave a Disney World theme park before noon will be charged $100.
Disney Announces First Ever Pet-Friendly Theme Park
Disney announces a pet-friendly theme park. This will be the first-ever theme park designed specifically with pets in mind.
Have Your Prostate Exam Inside Disney World
You can now have your prostate exam inside Disney World. This is a way to encourage men to go in for routine prostate cancer checks.
Mouse Trap News Acquired by Disney for $10 Million
Mouse Trap News has been acquired by Disney for $10 million. In fact, many experts are calling this the greatest acquisition Disney has ever made.
Breaking: Disney’s Animal Kingdom Closing For Prison
Breaking news, Disney’s Animal Kingdom is closing permanently. The US Government purchased the land from Disney to build an ICE detention facility
Scary Ghost Caught on Disneyland Security Cameras
A scary ghost was caught on Disneyland security cameras. This is some of the cleanest video of a ghost ever recorded on camera.
Expedition Everest Will Be Rethemed to Treasure Planet Ride
Expedition Everest Will Be Rethemed to a Treasure Planet ride. Expedition Everest will officially close at the end of 2025 to make way for this ride.
Disney Announces Love Island: Disney World
Love Island is coming to Disney World. The hit TV show is looking for hot and young Disney Adults for their newest show which will air on Disney+
Soarin’ Will be Rethemed to Soarin’ Over The Middle East
Disney is retheming Soarin’ to Soarin’ Over the Middle East. On this new ride, guests will fly over Israel, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and more countries.
Pixar Announces Finding Chemo, Saddest Movie Ever
Pixar announces Finding Chemo. The film follows Alex, a 10-year-old boy who is diagnosed with stage 4 cancer on the first day of summer vacation.
Muppet Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Retheme Canceled
The Muppet Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster retheme is canceled. Disney is canceling the retheme because of the lack of interest in the Muppet version of the ride.