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BREAKING: ICE Raids Coming to Disney World
Breaking news, ICE Raids are coming to Disney World this week. According to an internal source, President Trump has authorized multiple ICE raids at Disney.
Disney Announces Cinderfella, a Transgender Movie
Disney announces Cinderfella, a Transgender Movie. In this new movie, Cinderella will go from dancing at the ball to dancing with balls.
Exclusive Cars 4 Plot Leak – Saddest Movie Ever
The Cars 4 plot was leaked, and it’s the saddest Disney/Pixar movie ever. The movie begins when Lightning McQueen is struck by a drunk driver.
Disney Adds a Weight Limit To Their Theme Parks
Disney adds a weight limit to their theme parks. Now, in order to enter a Disney World park you must weigh less than 200 lbs.
Disney World Debuts Creepy New Parade Float
Disney debuts a creepy new parade float. The float is called “Circle of Life” and is designed to take a literal approach to the hit song from The Lion King.
Democrats Now Qualify for Disney’s Disability Pass (DAS)
Democrats now qualify for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS). However, this announcement is creating a lot of controversy.
Republicans Now Qualify for Disney’s Disability Pass (DAS)
Republicans now qualify for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS). However, this announcement is very controversial on both sides of the aisle.
Official Top 5 Best Places to Die at Disney World
Dying at Disney World is on the bucket list of many people. They want to go out at the most magical place on earth. Here are the best places to die there
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Ride Coming to Disney World
Breaking news, a Jimmy Kimmel ride is coming to Disney World. He will take over the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster, which was supposed to be rethemed to the Muppets,
Disney Quiz – Expert Difficulty (Extremely Hard)
Step right up and test your Disney Trivia knowledge. Many experts consider this the hardest Disney quiz ever written. Good luck!
Rent Children at Disney World: Now Available
You can now rent children at Disney World. This controversial update allows childless Disney Adults to visit the theme parks with kids.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The 33rd NFL Team
Breaking news, Disney is getting an NFL team. This will be the 33rd team in the league and will be called the Mousketeers.
Top 5 Best Places to Fart at Disney World
There is something magical about farting inside Disney World. Here are the top 5 best places to fart inside Disney World for the most impact.
Disney Adding The Bible to Spaceship Earth
Disney is adding The Bible to Spaceship Earth. They will update the beginning of the ride to reference the bible instead of men hunting woolly mammoths.
Disney World Releases $100,000 Park Ticket
Disney World releases a $100,000 park ticket. The benefits of this ticket might be worth it if you have the money as it includes hotel stays and more.
Disney Removes Hanging Man From Haunted Mansion
Disney removes the hanging man from the Haunted Mansion. There is a very controversial moment in the stretching room during the preshow for the ride.
We Went to Disney Jail, This is What Happened
We were thrown in Disney Jail. This was one of the most terrifying experiences, which included Mickey Mouse spanking us while we were in there.
Leaked Script For Carousel of Progress Update
The new Carousel of Progress script has been leaked. According to many people, this leaked script shows that the ride is very woke and they are not happy.
Top 5 Worst Rides at Disney World – Official Rank
These are the top 5 worst rides at Disney World. This ranking is based on multiple factors and is widely considered an official ranking by a variety of experts.
Breaking: Disney Acquires SpongeBob for $200 Million
Breaking news, Disney acquires SpongeBob for $200 million. With this purchase, they will take over the show and add a Bikini Bottom themed land to Disney World.