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Disney World Renting Out Rides For The Day, Minimum $30,000
For $30,000 to $200,000, you can rent out Disney World rides for the entire day. This is a great way to enjoy your favorite ride all day, with no wait
Abandoned River Country Water Park is Reopening
Disney’s abandoned River Country water park is reopening in June 2026. Disney will repair the abandoned parts and add new attractions to the park
BREAKING: Disney World Legalizes Drugs Inside Their Parks
In breaking Disney news, Disney World legalizes drug use inside their parks. All guests 18 and older can now use all drugs inside Disney World
New Pay to Throw Away Trash Program at Disney World
It now costs guests $2 to use trash cans inside Disney World. This is part of their new Pay to Throw Away program, encouraging guests to use less waste.
New Living with the Land Fishing Experience
For only $100, you can go fishing on Living with the Land. For an additional fee, you can have Disney cook and serve you the fish you caught.
Gang Violence on The Rise at Disney World
Disney World and Disneyland have a huge gang problem. There is a massive increase in gang violence. Many guests want better control of the gangs and guns.
Spaceship Earth Will be Rethemed to Woman’s History Ride
Spaceship Earth will be rethemed to a Woman’s History ride. The new ride will be named “The Future is Female”. It will focus on the importance of women
Climate Activists Block Disney World Parade for 6 Hours
Climate activists blocked the Festival of Fantasy Parade at Disney World for 6 hours. This spectacle angered guests and created hazardous conditions in the park
The Walt Disney Company Buys Epstein Island
In a shocking and disturbing twist, the Walt Disney Company purchased Epstein Island for $3 billion. Many are speculating this is a cover up for something
BREAKING: Disney World Official Bans Alcohol in Their Parks
Drinking alcohol is no longer an option at Disney World. They have banned the sales inside the parks to improve guest experience, but not everyone is happy.
Disney Requiring Driver’s Education for Mobility Scooters
Due to the increase in injuries, Disney World is now requiring driver’s education for mobility scooters. You must pass a course to use these ECV sccoters
Disney Announces Nudist Day at Disney – Get Naked at Disney
You can soon get naked at Disney World. This is part of the new Nudist Day at Disney. On this day, clothing will be optional for guests over 18 years old
State of Florida Officially Takes Over Disney World
People at Magic Kingdom were seen crying today when it was announced that the State of Florida officially takes over Disney World and will now run the parks
Disney World Ticket Price Will Triple in 2025
A trip to Disney World just got way more expensive. The ticket prices will triple in 2025, leaving many to wonder if they will ever return to Disney
BREAKING: Cinderella Castle Burns to The Ground
Yesterday Cinderella Castle caught fire and burned to the ground, completely destroying it. However, people think this may have been intentional
Disney Officially Launches Only Fans with Adult Content
Disney is getting into the adult content business with the launch of their Only Fans page. Here people can see explicit photos of Disney characters
It’s a small world Closing Permanently For Being Offensive
After being in operation for 60 years, it’s a small world is closing permanently. This is due to white people complaining that the ride is offensive.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse is Running For President of The US
Mickey Mouse may be the 47th president of the United States. He is running against Joe Biden for the Democrat ticket in hopes of defeating Donald Trump
Cars Land Replacing Dinoland USA at Animal Kingdom
Dinoland USA is closing permanently and will be replaced with Cars Land. It will be a near replica of the land at Disneyland, however, people are not thrilled
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Renting Out Disney World
To celebrate the Chief’s Super Bowl win, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are renting out Disney World’s Magic Kingdom for an entire day for $3.5 million