Breaking news, Disney World officially legalizes drugs inside their parks. Now, all guests 18 and older can legally use any drug at Disney. This is by far one of the most requested rule changes by Disney Adults.
In fact, according to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 Disney Adults are under the influence of drugs inside the parks already. What surprises most people is there are no restrictions on what drugs can be used. However, Disney World seceding from the United States allows them to make their own rules.
We saw this with the announcement that they were removing the drinking age, allowing any guest to drink there. In fact, many people are wondering if they will remove the drug use age as well.
Guests who want to use drugs at Disney World must bring their own in. However, according to an internal source, Disney is working on dispensaries for each park. So far we know Mickey Mouse Drug House and Pixie Dust Drugs will be two of the new drug stores. It’s also worth noting that every ride and store will have Narcan on hand in case of emergency.
Many Disney Adults are excited about this, but parents are not. They see this again as an effort by Disney to move away from the family and instead cater to Disney Adults. The Disney Adults are excited that they will no longer be drug tested as well.
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