Spaceship Earth Will be Rethemed to Woman’s History Ride

Spaceship Earth will be rethemed to a Woman’s History ride. The new ride will be named “The Future is Female”. According to official statements, “Spaceship Earth is dominated by men. However, the world was built by women and should be recognized as such. It will undergo a brief closure as we update the ride the way history should be shown.”

Currently, Spaceship Earth is a history through time, exploring the history of human communication from the Stone Age to the computer age. The new ride will instead focus on the impact that women have had throughout history.

In fact, like the current ride, it will start at the stone age and end with the computer age. At the beginning of the ride, it will highlight the impact Women had instead of focusing on the men hunting. Throughout the ride, we will see famous women highlighted in different eras.

Some of the women who will be featured include Amelia Earhart, Rosa Parks, Mother Theresa, Cardi B, Taylor Swift, and more. The narration, which will of course be done by a woman, will highlight the massive accomplishments of all of these women.

Then, as the ride ends, you get to create a woman-forward future. Guests will be able to see what the future might be like with women leading it. This announcement was strategically made during Women’s History Month as a way to honor women and talk about their importance in the world. Of course, this means that the Star Wars retheme for Spaceship Earth is canceled.

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