Republicans Now Qualify for Disney’s Disability Pass (DAS)

Republicans now qualify for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS). However, this announcement is very controversial.

According to an official statement, “We have a commitment to provide a welcoming and inclusive environment for our Guests. Because of this mission, we have expanded the scope of the Disability Access Service to include registered Republicans.”

The statement continues, “Any republican who wishes to apply for a DAS pass must show their party’s registration at the time of application.” Since this announcement, the number of registered Republicans has grown by 20%.

Meanwhile, many current Republicans are very upset about this announcement. Then they remember that if you go woke, you go broke. In fact, many boycotted Disney when they banned MAGA hats, which we reported on here.

On the other hand, Democrats are upset because they think this will bring more Republicans to Disney World. If they can get free Fastpasses, they have an incentive to go to the parks more. The last thing childless Disney Adults want is a republican takeover of their cherished Disney World theme park.

They claim it should be a place of love and acceptance, not of hate. Even with their emotional support animals, it might be too much for them to handle.

What do you think of Registered Republicans now qualifying for Disney’s Disability Access Service (DAS)? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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