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The Tower of Terror Will Soon Go Upside Down
The Tower of Terror will soon go upside down. This new variation of the ride will send guests rising and falling like the normal ride, but upside down.
Disney Trips Are The Number One Reason for Divorce
Disney trips are now the number one reason for divorce. This is according to the United States government study on divorces.
Joe Biden Replaced With Autopen in Hall of Presidents
Disney is replacing Joe Biden with an autopen in the Hall of Presidents. His animatronic will be removed by the end of the year.
BREAKING: Disney World Closing Due to COVID Outbreak
Breaking news, Disney World is closing due to a COVID outbreak. More than 15 people infected by COVID have been connected to visiting Disney World last week.
Adventures by Disney Adds Russia Experience
Adventures by Disney adds a Russia experience. Create a lifetime of family memories as you experience hassle-free, guided group vacations to Moscow.
Disney World Fireworks Will No Longer Be Free
Disney World fireworks will no longer be free. Starting this summer, Disney will charge guests $50 per person to watch their fireworks.
Family Brings Dead Grandpa to Disney World
A family brought their dead grandpa to Disney World. According to the family, their grandpa always wanted to visit the Magic Kingdom.
George Floyd Statue Coming to The Magic Kingdom
A George Floyd statue is coming to the Magic Kingdom and will be 20 feet tall. However, this statue is creating a lot of controversy.
Disney World No Longer Accepts Food Stamps
Breaking news, Disney World is no longer accepting food stamps (SNAP). This is effective immediately and has a ton of families upset and worried.
Disney Adults Ranked as Most Hate Ethnicity in US
Disney Adults are ranked as the most hated ethnicity in the US. They are ranked just above white people, who are a close second.
BREAKING: Some People Actually Like Animal Kingdom
Breaking news, some low-IQ people actually like Animal Kingdom. This news has shocked the world and almost can’t be true.
Pixar Announces Poly Want a Cracker – A New Movie
Pixar announces Poly Want a Cracker, a movie about a young black couple that wants to explore the world of a polyamorous relationship with a white guy.
BREAKING: Cinderella Castle Replaced With Spirit Halloween
Breaking news, Disney is removing Cinderella Castle indefinitely. It will be replaced with a Spirit Halloween to capture late Halloween sales.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Becoming Virtual Reality Ride
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is becoming a virtual reality ride. Guests will be able to experience it again as Splash Mountain using VR
Kim Kardashian Renting Out Magic Kingdom for Birthday
Kim Kardashian is renting out the Magic Kingdom for her birthday. She is spending $20 million dollars to have the entire park to herself for a day.
Couple Caughting Making Love on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster
A couple was caught making love on Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. They were arrested and banned for life from Disney World because of this.
Disney is Suing People With Unofficial Disney Tattoos
Disney is suing people with unofficial Disney tattoos. Anyone who has a Disney tattoo may receive a cease and desist letter from Disney.
Disney World Dress Code Now Bans Leggings
The Disney World dress code now bans leggings. According to an internal source, this is due to the controversial and inappropriate nature of those pants.
Disney Adding Pole Dancers to Their Monorail Cars
Disney is adding pole dancers to their monorail cars. This is to improve the guest experience and give guests a more enjoyable ride on their monorails.
Disney Bans Women Skippers on Jungle Cruise
Disney bans women skippers on the Jungle Cruise. They are banned from the ride because women can’t drive and aren’t funny.