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Exposing the Dark Side of Disney’s Illusive Club 33
We are going to expose the dark side of Disney’s Club 33. We have been members of Club 33 for 28 years and have seen just about everything.
BREAKING: Disney World Annnounces a $10 Ticket
Breaking news, Disney World announces a $10 park ticket. This will be a limited time offer where you can get a Parkhopper ticket for only $10.
BREAKING: Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are Having a Baby
Breaking news, Mickey and Minnie are having a baby. According to an internal source, Minnie will give birth to a Mickey Jr in 2026.
BREAKING: Disney Aquires Netflix for $500 Billion
Breaking news, Disney acquires Netflix for $500 billion. Because of this acquisition, all Netflix shows and movies will be added to Disney+.
Disney World Will Now Check Your Gender at Bathrooms
Disney World will now check your gender at their bathrooms. They will have dedicated Cast Members making sure you’re using the right one.
A Trump Tower Resort is Coming to Disney World
A Trump Tower resort is coming to Disney World. This is part of a controversial new agreement between Disney and President Trump.
Democrats Charing Disney World With War Crimes
Democrats are investigating Disney World for war crimes. Pirates of the Caribbean is being charged with multiple war crime violations.
Free Beer Day is Officially Coming to Disney World
Free beer day is coming to Disney World. On this special day, anyone above 21 years old will be able to get free beer at all Disney World theme parks.
Disney Removing Pole Dancers From Monorail
Disney is removing pole dancers from their monorails. A few weeks ago, Disney created adult only monorail cars that had pole dancers.
Disney Replacing World Showcase With 13 Colonies
Disney is replacing World Showcase with the 13 colonies. This is part of an aggressive push by the Trump administration to make Disney America first.
Disney World May Be Killing You, What we Know
Disney World may be killing you, here is what we know. A new study shows that 100% of people who visit Disney World end up dying.
Disney Will Stop Celebrating Christmas After This Year
Disney will stop celebrating Christmas after this year. In December 2026, they will instead have Mickey’s Very Merry Winter Party.
BREAKING: Disney World Requiring Masks in 2026
Breaking news, Disney World will require masks in 2026. On January 1st, 2026, all guests at Disney World will be required to wear a mask.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Confirms Olaf Isn’t Gay
Breaking news, Disney confirms that Olaf isn’t gay. Ever since Frozen came out, there has been widespread, but unconfirmed speculation that Olaf is gay.
Riders Stranded For 36 Hours on Disney Skyliner
Riders were stranded for 36 hours on the Disney Skyliner. It stopped working, but Disney and firefighters were unable to evacuate some guests.
Top 5 Ways to Save Money at Disney World – Best Tips
A Disney World trip can get extremely expensive. We want to help you save money where you can. Here are the top 5 ways to save money at Disney World.
BREAKING: Disneyland Doubling Size of The Castle
Breaking news, Disneyland is doubling the size of the castle. It’s well-known that Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland is extremely small.
Disney Announces Jew-ish a New ABC Sitcom
Disney announces Jew-ish, a new ABC sitcom. The new show will debut in 2026 and is a controversial spin-off of black-ish.
Guests Climb Into Fish Tank on Living With The Land
Guests climbed into the fish tank on Living With The Land. The other day, two riders got out of their boat and climbed into the fish tanks.
Top Five Hidden Secrets Disney Doesn’t Tell You
Here are the top five hidden secrets that Disney doesn’t tell you. Very few people know about these, so they are the best kept Disney secrets.