Democrats are charging Disney World with war crimes. According to an official report, Pirates of the Caribbean is being charged with multiple war crime violations.

Democrats are going after Disney with war crime charges
Democrats are going after Disney with war crime charges

This is forcing Disney to permanently close the ride until further notice. The alleged crimes include launching cannons at ships and people that are already out of commission, as well as launching cannons at the guests, who are not involved in the battle.

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They also have violated multiple other Geneva Convention rules about war. The democrats will not stand for this any longer and are forcing Disney to do something about it. The first step is a full investigation to determine if war crimes were violated, and that this is not just a play for political power.

If war crimes are found and officially brought, Disney will likely need to close Pirates of the Caribbean forever and retheme it to something else. This could also impact the entire chain of command that is involved in the creation and maintenance of this ride.

In fact, Walt Disney may even be charged for these crimes even though he’s dead now. However, once they unfreeze his head, the democrats can put him in jail. These are extremely serious charges and should not be laughed at.

The democrats care deeply about the safety of the pirates and the riders who are being put in harm’s way every 30 seconds on the ride.

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