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Taylor Swift’s Wedding Will Be Broadcast on Disney+
Taylor Swift’s wedding will be broadcast live on Disney+. According to an internal source, Disney will pay them $20 million to broadcast this wedding.
Disney World Now Requiring Fitness Test to Enter
Disney World is now requiring a fitness test to enter, which includes push-ups, curl-ups, and walking a mile. However, it has a lot of people quite upset.
Polyamorous Day is Coming to Disney World in June
Polyamorous Day is coming to Disney World. This new day is designed to celebrate and embrace polyamorous couples, but has people mad.
BREAKING: Somalia Pavilion Coming to EPCOT
A Somalia Pavilion is coming to EPCOT World Showcase. It will be home to the first-ever in-park daycare at Disney World.
BREAKING: Haunted Mansion is Getting a New Script
Breaking news, a new script is coming to the Haunted Mansion. This new voiceover will be full of jokes and dry humor, just like the Jungle Cruise.
United States Military Captures Mickey Mouse
The United States military captured Mickey Mouse. In the middle of the night, the military successfully executed a kidnapping of Mickey Mouse at Disney World.
President Trump Renting Out Disney World For a Day
President Trump is renting out Disney World for a day. He is reserving all four of the theme parks for a private party for Congress, Senate, and the White House
Disney World Now Accepting Universal Studios Tickets
Disney World is now accepting Universal Studios tickets. If you have extra tickets to Universal Studios, you can use them to enter Disney World.
Disney World INSANE New Year’s Eve Wait Times
New Year’s Eve 2026 brought in the longest wait times ever recorded in Disney World history. In fact, the Tower of Terror boasted a 1110-minute wait time.
The Magic Kingdom Will Open at 5 AM in 2026
The Magic Kingdom will open at 5 AM in 2026. The goal is to give guests more time to enjoy the park, but many complain this is too early.
Disney World Considering Complete Ban on Strollers
Disney World is considering a complete ban on strollers because they are widely considered one of the most annoying things at Disney World.
Deadliest Theme Park Accident Ever – The Sky Scraper
The EPCOT Sky Scraper incident was the deadliest theme park accident ever. All 230 airline passengers and 52 riders died instantly.
Breaking: Dunkin’ Replacing Starbucks at Disney World
Breaking news, Dunkin’ is replacing Starbucks at Disney World. Dunkin’ has purchased the rights to serve its coffee in all Disney World theme parks.
Trump Scene Removed From Home Alone 2 on Disney+
The Trump scene has been removed from Home Alone 2 on Disney+. This is because the scene has created a lot of controversy and has upset many people.
Disney is Now Growing Weed in Living With The Land
Disney is now growing weed in Living With The Land. They have just planted marijuana in the final section of the ride by the tomatoes.
Disney Announces First-Ever Completely AI Movie
Disney announces the first-ever completely AI movie. This new movie will use AI for the script, the animation, as well as all of the voices.
Disney World Transportation is No Longer Free
Disney World transportation is no longer free. Starting in 2026, Disney will charge guests to ride their buses, monorails, boats, and gondolas.
BREAKING: Disney Will Close on Christmas and New Years
Breaking news, Disney World will close on Christmas and New Year’s. The reason why surprisingly comes down to making money.
BREAKING: Disney World Will be Open Tomorrow
Breaking news, Disney World will be open tomorrow. The parks will operate per usual, following their normally scheduled hours.
Disney Adding Swear Words to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Disney is adding swear words to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. They will add some of the most popular swears, but will not use the most vulgar swears.