Disney World May Be Killing You, What we Know

Disney World may be killing you. Here is what we know. Ever since Disney World opened in 1972, the number of people dying in the US has increased.

In fact, a recent study estimates that 100% of the people who visit Disney World die. This number is extremely high and shocking to many, so we decided to investigate. We first looked at the food that they serve and nothing seems out of ordinary, except the turkey legs.

Aside from those being elk legs, the food seems generally normal. Then we started investigating the rides, and again, everything seemed normal with those. Of course, some are more intense than others, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Lastly, we decided to look at the stress involved in a Disney trip, and that is at an all time high. People often consider trips to Disney World more stressful than work or being constipated, according to a new study.

This is due to the high cost of trips and trying to get the most value out of it. On top of that, the parks are busier and hotter than ever, which makes it more stressful. While we can’t conclude exactly what is happening, what we do know is alarming.

Every single person who visits Disney World ultimately dies. People will try to deny this fact like the moon landing or the round earth, but it’s just the shocking truth of the world.

What do you think is causing people who visit Disney World to die? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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