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Disney World Announces First Ever Straight Day
Disney World announces their first-ever Straight Day. This is a celebration of straight people and straight relationships.
Top 5 Best Disney/Pixar Movies Officially Ranked
Here are the top five best Disney or Pixar movies. This list is based on objective facts about these movies for the best list.
Disney Officially Bans Peeing in Their Lines
Disney officially bans peeing in their lines. Anyone caught peeing in a line at Disney will be kicked out of the park and may be banned for life.
Bob Chapek Announced as New President of Disney
Bob Chapek was just announced as the new president of Disney. This is because of the massive success and high approval ratings he had as Disney CEO.
Minnie Mouse Has a Full Name and No One Knows It
Did you know that Minnie Mouse isn’t her actual name? Minnie is actually just a nickname and is short for Minverva Mouse.
Sam Darnold and Kenneth Walker Toss Mickey Off Float
Sam Darnold and Kenneth Walker tossed Mickey off the parade float. This incident took place during the Super Bowl celebration at Disneyland.
Top 5 Worst Disney/Pixar Movies Officially Ranked
Here are the top five worst Disney or Pixar movies. This list may offend you, but we’re just here to share the truth about these movies.
BREAKING: Super Bowl LX Script Was Just Leaked
Breaking news, the Super Bowl LX script was just leaked. The NFL contracted with Disney to write the script for the 2026 Super Bowl, which was leaked.
Peter Pan Removed From Disney+ Due to Indian Scene
Peter Pan is being removed from Disney+. This is because of all of the controversial scenes featuring Indians in the movie.
Disney World Requiring Leashes on Kids Under 13
Disney World is now requiring leashes on kids under 13. To enter Disney World, anyone who is under 13 years old will be required to wear a leash.
DINOSAUR Reaches 1,110 Minute Wait Time on Final Day
DINOSAUR reached a 1,110 minute wait time on its final day. This is the longest wait time ever recorded for a Disney World or theme park ride.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The Los Angeles Dodgers
Breaking news, Disney officially buys the Los Angeles Dodgers. Disney has purchased the team for only $3 billion.
Lightning Lane Now Required for Purchase at Disney
Disney is requiring all guests to purchase Lightning Lane. Starting later this year, everyone will be required to buy Lightning Lane along with their park tickets.
Disney Building Wedding Chapel Inside Magic Kingdom
Disney is building a wedding chapel inside the Magic Kingdom. For only $1,000, couples can have their marriage ceremony inside Disney World.
This Secret Phrase You to Skip Any Disney Line
There is a secret phrase that allows you to skip any line at Disney World. This was started by Walt Disney at Disneyland and still works today for VIPs.
Shocking List of Banned Words at Disney
Disney released a list of shocking banned words in their parks. The most controversial word is Six-Seven, the popular internet meme.
Disney Adding DMV Inside The Magic Kingdom
Disney is adding a DMV inside the Magic Kingdom. They are adding this because soon, all guests will need a special driver’s license for the Tomorrowland Speedway.
Top 5 Most Overrated Rides at Disney World
These are the top 5 most overrated rides at Disney World. This list is truly unobjectionable and is based on fact, not feelings.
BREAKING: Woman Pulls Out Gun Inside Disney World
Breaking news, a woman pulled out a gun inside Disney World. Around 1:05 PM, guests noticed a woman holding a large gun in Adventureland.
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Racist Moment Leads to Protests
A racist moment at Disney World leads to boycotts. The other day, a potential hate crime was caught on camera on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure.