Disney World Bans Ugly People From Their Theme Parks

Disney World bans ugly people from their theme parks. This decision is an effort to make the theme parks more family-friendly.

To enforce this, Disney has just implemented a facial recognition system that objectively determines if someone is ugly or not. This new system takes into account many factors, including, but not limited to age, gender, race, and more.

Each person will get an attractiveness score out of 100. If you score below 60, you will not be allowed inside Disney World. However, you can always file an appeal with Guest Relations or come back at a later date when you look more attractive.

With this new system in place, the next time you enter Disney World, you will have your face scanned. If you pass, your score will be linked to your My Disney Experience account. You will then be exempt from being rescanned for another three years.

For ugly people who worry about not passing, you can take an at-home test. The My Disney Experience App will soon have a feature where guests can do a facial scan and it will estimate your score.

However, it’s worth noting that this is only an estimate and you must go to the theme parks for an official ranking. If you are rejected from Disney World because you are too ugly, you can request a ticket refund at Guest Relations. This is almost as controversial as the tattoo ban, which we reported on here.

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