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Mickey Mouse Kicked a Toddler Inside Disneyland
Tragedy unfolded at Disneyland when Mickey Mouse brutally kicked a kid after hugging him for too long. Onlookers watched in horror.
BREAKING: Disney World Being Sold at Auction
Disney World is going to be sold at auction and anyone can bid on it. Many experts think the theme park will sell for $1 trillion.
Mickey Mouse Anime Cartoon is Coming to Disney+
The first-ever Mickey Mouse anime cartoon is coming to Disney+. The new series will be named Mickey: Kingdom of Dreams and will make the characters anime.
Creepy Haunted Mansion Cast Member Horror Story
A former Disney World Cast Member has just shared with us one of the scariest interactions at Disney World with The Haunted Mansion at Disney World.
Breaking: Disney World Destroyed By Hurricane Milton
Disney World has suffered serious damage from Hurricane Milton. The images are shocking and causing Disney Adults to cry and mourn the parks.
Cinderella Castle Being Dismantled For Hurricane Milton
Cinderella Castle is being dismantled for Hurricane Milton. Disney will bring in a construction crew to deconstruct the entire castle overnight.
Disney World Testing New Hurricane Defense System
Disney World is testing their new hurricane defense system against Hurricane Milton. They’re hopeful to break up the storm and reduce the damage it does.
Women Can Now Go Topless Inside Disney World
A controversial new rule at Disney World now allows women to go topless in their parks. While men love it, many parents are concerned about this.
It’s a small world Cast Member Horror Story
A former Disney World Cast Member has just shared with us one of the scariest interactions at Disney World with it’s a small world. This is their story.
Mickey Mouse Will Swear in New Adult Cartoon Series
In a controversial move, Mickey Mouse will swear for the first time in a new adult-oriented cartoon series. These cartoons will also include dark humor.
Disney Adding Security Cameras to Hotel Rooms
What’s being called a huge invasion of privacy, Disney is installing security cameras in their hotel room for the safety of guests and to prevent theft
Disney Announces Monsters Inc. 2: Coming Out of The Closet
The Monsters Inc 2 plot was just revealed. In this new sequel, Mike Wazowski comes out of the closet and starts dating Sully.
Disney World Announces Discrimination Days
Disney World has just announced Discrimination Days. During these days anyone who is white will be banned from the parks to create a safe environment.
Meeting Disney Characters is No Longer Free
Disney is now charging for character meet and greets. It will now cost guests $10-40 to meet characters inside Disney World.
BREAKING: Scientists Are Bringing Walt Disney Back to Life
In breaking news, scientists will bring Walt Disney back to life by unfreezing his head. This will be a scientific breakthrough if they are successful.
Disney World is Banning Cell Phones In Their Parks
In a controversial move, Disney World is banning all cell phones inside their theme parks. If you are caught with a cell phone, you may be banned for life.
BREAKING: Disney World Birds Are Not Real
An internal source has confirmed that birds at Disney World are not real. They are used as surveillance inside the theme parks.
Haiti Pavilion Coming To EPCOT World Showcase
Haiti is replacing the American pavilion at EPCOT. They will also serve a variety of foods including cats, dogs, geese, and more.
Spaceship Earth Being Rethemed to Racist Earth
Spaceship Earth is closing and will be rethemed to Racist Earth. This new ride will teach people about the history of racism in the World, especially the US
Trump and Harris Agree to Second Presidential Debate
The second presidential debate has been set. In a surprising twist, it will take place at Disney World and Mickey and Minnie Mouse will be the moderators.