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BREAKING: Disney World Testing All Guests for Flu
In breaking news, Disney World is now testing all guests for the flu. This is due to the rising cases of the flu around the US.
A Woman Legally Marries Mickey Mouse in California
A woman has legally married Mickey Mouse. This is starting a trend of people marrying fictional characters. However, many people are wondering if this is legal.
BREAKING: Bob Chapek Will Return as CEO of Disney in 2025
Breaking news, Bob Chapek will return as the CEO of Disney, replacing Bob Iger after only two years of being Disney CEO. This is very controversial.
Multiple Inches of snow fall at Disney World
Disney World sees record snowfall in their parks. This massive snowstorm brought four inches of snow to Disney World, the most ever.
You Can Now Spread Ashes Inside Disney World
You can now spread ashes at Disney World legally on Ash Mountain in front of Cinderella Castle. No longer will you get kicked out.
Breakings: Disney Buying Up Burned Land Following Fires
Breaking news, Disney is buying up burned land following the California fires. This new land will be the site of Disney World Los Angeles.
BREAKING: Disney Buys TikTok Days Before Ban
In breaking news, Disney has purchased TikTok days before the US ban. This purchase allows TikTok to remain in the United States.
Disney World Bans Crying Inside Their Parks
In a surprising and controversial move, Disney World has banned crying inside their parks for both kids and Disney Adults.
Cosmic Rewind New Song Debuts: Never Gonna Give You Up
Disney has officially added Rick Astley’s iconic hit, “Never Gonna Give You Up,” to the playlist of the popular Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind ride.
Disney World Requiring All Kids to Wear GPS Trackers
For the safety of kids, Disney is requiring all kids 18 years and young to wear GPS monitors that look like ankle monitors.
You Can Now Bring Your Own Alcohol into Disney World
Disney World now allows carry-in alcohol. However, guests will be required to get a BYOD license in order to bring alcohol in.
Four Unhinged Disney Movies Coming Out in 2025
Disney/Pixar has four unhinged movies coming out in 2024. They are Two Girls, Gronald Grump, Cartel, and Bleachers. These movies are insane.
Disney Casts Elizabeth Warren in Live Action Pocahontas
In a surprising move, Disney casts Elizabeth Warren to play Pocahontas in their new live-action Pocahontas, which is very controversial
Disney World Banning People 65 Years and Older
Disney World is banning old people from their parks. Anyone over 65 years old will not be allowed in to reduce injuries and deaths.
Disney Adds Mandatory Tipping to All Rides
Disney is adding mandatory tipping to all rides to help pay their employees more fair wages. In order to get off of rides, you will need to tip.
Man Arrested for Farting Inside Disneyland
A man was arrested, banned from Disneyland, and sent to prison for farting inside Disneyland. This is following the new rule that bans farting at Disneyland
Disney Now Breathalyzing All Adults at EPCOT
Disney now has breathalyzer checkpoints scattered throughout EPCOT World Showcase. These checkpoints will be spaced out every three countries.
Disney World Adding High Speed Moving Walkways to Parks
Disney World is adding high speed moving walkways to their parks. This is to improve the traffic flow of guests, however, many people are worry it’s dangerous.
BREAKING: Disney Buys The NFL for $200 Billion
Disney purchased the NFL for $200 billion and have plans to make significant changes to the leauge. However, people are not happy with these changes.
Clothing Now Optional at Disney World During The Summer
This summer, guests will be able to go to Disney World naked. This new clothing option policy is an effort to combat climate change naturally.