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Clothing Now Optional at Disney World During The Summer
This summer, guests will be able to go to Disney World naked. This new clothing option policy is an effort to combat climate change naturally.
Waiting in Line Sucks Viral T-Shirt For Sale
Get your viral Waiting in Line Sucks and Dear Person Behind me, Your Wait Time is Longer Than Mine Shirt from the original creators, Mouse Trap News
Man Curses Disney World Visitors in 1970s
A man named Harry Knutz terrorized guests at Disney World in the 1970s. We have the full story on this horrible man and what he did.
Disney World Will Not Celebrate Christmas Anymore
In a controversial move, Disney is canceling Christmas starting in 2025. They will no longer celebrate Christmas moving forward.
Disney Casts Taylor Swift as Elsa in Live Action Frozen
It’s confirmed that Taylor Swift will play Elsa in the new live-action Frozen movie. An internal source has confirmed this groundbreaking news.
Children Only Days Are Coming to Disney World
Disney World announces children only days in 2025, but not everyone loves the idea. There has been a lot of backlash to this announcement.
BREAKING: New Jersey Drones Belong to Disney
In breaking news, the New Jersey drone mystery has been solved. The drones are Disney’s for surveying and buying land for a new theme park in New Jersey
Disney World Adding Parking Meters to Parking Lot
Disney World is adding parking meters to their theme parks. Guests need to plug the meters every 4 hours to avoid getting a parking ticket.
BREAKING: Disney Requiring Face Masks Again in 2025
In breaking news, Disney World is requiring face masks again starting in 2025. This controversial move is for the health of their employees and guests.
Disney Bans Women From Driving at Tomorrowland Speedway
In a controversial move, Disney is banning women from driving at the Tomorrowland Speedway. This is to make the ride safer.
Jada Pinkett Smith Cast as Rapunzel in Live-Action Tangled
Disney is casting Jada Pinkett Smith as Rapunzel in the new Tangled live-action movie, just announced. Smith will not grow out her hair or wear a wig
Donald Trump Meet and Greet Coming to Disney World
A controversial Donald Trump meet and greet is coming to Disney World. He will appear for pictures with guests and autographs.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys TikTok For $100 Billion
Breaking news, The Walt Disney Company purchases TikTok for $100 billion. This prevents the app from being banned in the US.
Disney World Hiding Nuclear Bomb Under Cinderella Castle
An internal source breaks the news that Disney World has a nuclear bomb under Cinderella Castle that was approved by the US government.
BREAKING: Disney World Going Completely Vegan
In breaking news, Disney World is going completely vegan. This is to promote a more healthy and environmentally conscious lifestyle.
BREAING: Monana Will Die in Moana 3 From Smallpox
Moana 3 will be the saddest movie ever. Moana will die from Small Pox. It will be her younger sister’s job Simea to fill Moana’s shoes.
Living With The Land House Horror Story From a Guest
A guest shares a horror story that happened to them while riding Living With The Land. A nightmare lurked behind the yellow house.
Disney Announces A Clothing Optional Cruise
Disney announces “A Whole Nude World”, an adult-only, nudist cruise. This is their first time offering a cruise for adults only.
Disney World Releases $10,000,000 Park Ticket
Disney World has just released a whopping $10,000,000 park ticket. However, the benefits that come with this card are unmatched.
Ron DeSantis Building Prison on Disney World Property
Ron DeSantis is building a maximum-security prison on Disney World property. According to a top lawyer, this is completely legal and people aren’t happy.