These are the top 5 best places to fart at the Magic Kingdom. Spreading your pixie dust in these places can really make Disney more magical.

These are the top 5 places to fart in the Magic Kingdom
These are the top 5 places to fart in the Magic Kingdom

Number 5 is the Jungle Cruise. First off, you’re trapped on a slow moving boat with 20 people and second, there is a skipper there to make a joke about it. You’ll definitely be the butt of the joke on that ride and is definitely worth it.

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Number 4 is Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor. This one has a rare, but golden opportunity if you’re lucky. If they come over to you with a microphone and you’ve brewed one up, grab that mic, stick it in your butt, and let it rip. That’s something the people at the show will never forget.

Number 3 is Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. You’ll want to sit in row one to have the biggest impact. The lift hill is very slow on this ride, making it the perfect time to rip one for everyone behind you to slowly move through.

Number 2 is it’s a small world. This is because you are on a slow moving boat, filled with many potential victims. Have some faith, trust, and rip that pixie dust for everyone to enjoy.

Number 1 is obviously the Stretching Room in the Haunted Mansion. That room has no windows and no doors, which offers everyone a chilling challenge, to find a way out, after you crank one out. Not to mention, if you release at the beginning of the preshow, everyone is stuck in there for a solid two minutes, gasping for air. Be sure to follow us for more top places to fart around Disney World if you want to have the most impact.

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