BREAKING: Cinderella Castle Replaced With Spirit Halloween
Breaking news, Disney is removing Cinderella Castle indefinitely. It will be replaced with a Spirit Halloween to capture late Halloween sales.
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Tiana’s Bayou Adventure Becoming Virtual Reality Ride
Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is becoming a virtual reality ride. Guests will be able to experience it again as Splash Mountain using VR
Kim Kardashian Renting Out Magic Kingdom for Birthday
Kim Kardashian is renting out the Magic Kingdom for her birthday. She is spending $20 million dollars to have the entire park to herself for a day.
Disney Bans Women Skippers on Jungle Cruise
Disney bans women skippers on the Jungle Cruise. They are banned from the ride because women can’t drive and aren’t funny.
Disney World Debuts Creepy New Parade Float
Disney debuts a creepy new parade float. The float is called “Circle of Life” and is designed to take a literal approach to the hit song from The Lion King.
Disney Removes Hanging Man From Haunted Mansion
Disney removes the hanging man from the Haunted Mansion. There is a very controversial moment in the stretching room during the preshow for the ride.
We Went to Disney Jail, This is What Happened
We were thrown in Disney Jail. This was one of the most terrifying experiences, which included Mickey Mouse spanking us while we were in there.
Leaked Script For Carousel of Progress Update
The new Carousel of Progress script has been leaked. According to many people, this leaked script shows that the ride is very woke and they are not happy.
Breaking: Taylor Swift’s Wedding Will be at Disney World
Breaking news, Taylor Swift’s wedding will be at Disney World. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce chose the Magic Kingdom as the site for their wedding.
Disney is Putting Their Trump Animatronic in Jail
Disney is putting the Trump animatronic in jail. Once his presidency is over, they will move his animatronic to the Pirates of the Caribbean jail
Spend a Night In The Haunted Mansion at Disney World
You can now book a night in The Haunted Mansion. For only $999 per person per night, you can sleep inside the popular ride at Disney World.
Disney Adding Controversial Signs to it’s a small world
Disney is adding controversial signs to it’s a small world like “Remember Hiroshima” and “No Kings” as two examples of these new signs.
Disney Removing Skippers From The Jungle Cruise
Disney is removing all skippers from the Jungle Cruise. They will be replaced with an audio recording that is the same on every ride.
BREAKING: Splash Mountain Returning to Disney World
Breaking news, Splash Mountain is returning to Disney World. It will be built where Tom Sawyer Island currently is. This news has people excited
Get Screened for Breast Cancer at Disney World
You can now get screened for breast cancer inside Disney World. This is a way to encourage women to go in for routine breast cancer checks.
It’s a small world Dolls Come to Life at Night
An it’s a small world cast member shared their bone chilling experience with it’s a small world dolls coming to life at night.
Have Your Prostate Exam Inside Disney World
You can now have your prostate exam inside Disney World. This is a way to encourage men to go in for routine prostate cancer checks.
BREAKING: Elsa’s Castle Replacing Cinderella Castle
Breaking news, Elsa’s Castle will replace Cinderella Castle at Disney World. Starting this fall, Disney will demolish Cinderella Castle to make way for this.
Disney Unveils “it’s a gay world” For Pride Month
Disney unveils “it’s a gay world” for pride month. This is a month-long retheme of the popular ride “it’s a small world”.
Disney Adding Racist Movie to Philharmagic
Disney is adding a controversial movie to Philharmagic. In October, Song of the South will make its debut in the middle of the show.