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Human Centipede Ride Coming to Disney World
A Human Centipede Ride is coming to Disney World. The new ride will be based on the popular horror movie series, but so far, there have been mixed reactions.
Disney Announces Snow White 2 Sequel Following Flop
Disney announces a live-action Snow White sequel. Snow White 2: Pair of Queens is very controversial in light of the live-action Snow White flop.
Disney World Releases A $1 Billion Park Ticket
Disney World’s new $1 billion ticket will be the rarest ticket with only 10 available. However, if you can afford it, the benefits are incredible.
Trump Implements Tariffs on EPCOT World Showcase
Trump implements tariffs on EPCOT World Showcase. Now, all countries in EPCOT will be required to pay additional taxes on all of their sales.
BREAKING: Disney World is Closing Permanently
Breaking news, Disney is set to close their doors permanently at the end of 2025 according to an April 1st press release. The world is mourning.
Man Banned From Disney Because of His Massive Wiener
A man was turned away from Disney World because his wiener was too big. Security wouldn’t let him in, worrying he was hiding a weapon.
African American Pavilion Coming to EPCOT
An African American pavilion is coming to EPCOT. The new pavilion will allow guests to immerse themselves in African American culture, food, and more.
Disney World Now Accepting Food Stamps For Payment
If you qualify for food stamps, you can now use them at Disney World. Disney is accepting SNAP food stamps in an effort to be more affordable.
Experiment 2071: Disney World Ride That Killed Thousands
In 1971, Experiment 2071 opened at Disney World. It is considered the deadliest theme park ride, however, it’s been erased from history.
Living With The Land SCAM Now Fully Exposed
We’re about to expose Living With The Land as a total scam. We bring facts to this extremely controversial ride and the exaggerations on the ride.
Disney Building Hooters Inside The Magic Kingdom
Hooters is one of the most popular fine-dining restaurants in America and now it’s replacing Casey’s Corner in Disney’s Magic Kingdom
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Rethemed to Tangled
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is closing permanently. It will be rethemed to a new Tangled roller coaster called “Flynn Ride: Most Wanted”.
Disney Announces First-Ever X-rated Movie
Disney announces their first-ever X-rated movie. The movie will be called Mickey’s Magical Night of Debauchery and is made for adults only.
Sell Your Body Parts for Disney World Tickets
As part of Disney’s new body exchange program, you can sell your unwanted body parts for Disney World tickets. The value depends on the body part.
BREAKING: Disney Cancels Live-Action Snow White
Breaking news, Disney cancels live-action Snow White. This new live-action Snow White is the worst Disney movie debut in history.
Disney World Implements Controversial White Man Tax
White men over the age of 18 years old will be charged and extra 18% on all purchases at Disney World as part of their controversial white man tax.
Disney World Announces Influencer Only Lines
Disney World announces influencer-only lines. These lines allow social media influencers to get on the rides faster and spend less time waiting.
New Donald Trump Animatronic Debuts at Hall of Presidents
The new Donald Trump animatronic has debuted at The Hall of Presidents. This 2025 version of President Trump has a new script and it’s very on brand for Trump.
Fart Shuts Down Disney World Ride, Forcing Evacuation
A man farted on the Haunted Mansion, which forced the ride to close. The smell was so bad that guests got out of the Doom Buggys during the ride.
Disney World Bans Strollers, People Rejoice
Disney World bans strollers in their parks. Many people are rejoicing over this news, however, not everyone is happy about this.