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Woman Gave Birth to Triplets Inside Disney World
A woman gave birth to triplets inside Disney World yesterday. She named them Tomorrowland, Frontierland, and Adventureland.
Disney and NASCAR Partner For Real Life Piston Cup
Disney and NASCAR partner up for a real-life Piston Cup. In 2026, NASCAR will host the first-ever Piston Cup at Daytona, replacing the Daytona 500.
Disney World Will No Longer Celebrate Halloween
Disney World will no longer celebrate Halloween due to the “controversial nature of Halloween”. Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party is canceled moving forward
Disney Forcing Strangers to Share Hotel Rooms
Disney implements controversial Fill The Bed Policy. If you book a room with two queen beds for two people, Disney may require you to room with two strangers.
Disney Removes Controversial Racial Slur From Ride
Disney removes controversial racial slur from a ride. The happens on Runaway Railway where Goofy allegedly uses a racial slur.
Star Wars Strip Club Officially Opens at Disney World
The Star Wars Strip Club has officially opened at Disney World. It’s located in the former Galactic Starcruiser building.
BREAKING: Disney Confirms Their Birds Aren’t Real
Breaking news, Disney confirms their birds aren’t real. Disney World uses birds for security and surveillance purposes in their parks.
BREAKING: Disney Abu Dhabi Will Be Men Only Theme Park
Breaking news, Disney Abu Dhabi will be a men only theme park. This is an one of the most controversial decisions by Disney.
Women Can Now Flash Disney World Ride Cameras
Women can now flash Disney ride cameras. This is to promote inclusivity, further the free the nip movement, and sell more ride photos.
Disney Adding Elon Musk to Hall of Presidents
Disney is adding Elon Musk to The Hall of Presidents. This will make him the first non-president to be added to the attraction.
Man Decapitated on Space Mountain While Standing on Ride
A man was decapitated on Space Mountain. According to official reports, the man’s head was cut clean off when passing under the track at a high speed.
BREAKING: Disney World Will Host the 2026 NFL Draft
Breaking news, Disney World will host the 2026 NFL Draft. Cinderella Castle will be the main stage for the event and will feature Mickey Mouse with Goodell.
Woman Sold Her Arm For $80,000 To Go To Disney World
An 80-year-old woman sold her arm for $40,000 just to go to Disney World. This is the tragic story of Alice Lamano and the choice she made.
BREAKING: Disneyland Coming to Alcatraz Island
Breaking news, a Disneyland is coming to Alcatraz Island. Disney purchased Alcatraz Island for $30 billion, but is proving to be controversial.
Disney World Tripling Theme Park Ticket Prices
Disney World is tripling their theme park ticket prices. Now, a Disney World ticket will cost $600 for one day on average.
Disney Eliminating All Cast Member Costumes
Disney is eliminating all cast member costumes. From now on, cast members can wear any outfit they want. This is causing a lot of controversy.
Woman Murdered Husband on The Haunted Mansion
A woman murdered her husband on The Haunted Mansion. According to official reports, she killed him in the attic of the ride.
Human Powered Monorails Coming to Disney World
Human-powered monorails are coming to Disney World. They will call it the Schweeb, and it will replace their existing monorails.
Tesla Becomes Official Sponsor of Test Track 3.0
Tesla is now the official sponsor of Test Track 3.0. Guests will board Cybertrucks and go through intense car tests, much like the original Test Track.
Minecraft Themed Land Coming to Disney World
A Minecraft themed land is coming to Disney World. It will be replace Fantasyland in the Magic Kingdom and will be named Minecraftland.