The new Donald Trump animatronic has debuted at The Hall of Presidents. This 2025 version of President Trump has a new script and it’s very on brand for Trump. See his new Hall of Presidents speech below.
Folks, welcome to the greatest attraction in all of Disney—maybe even the world! Some say Space Mountain is the best, but I say, fake news! We all know the Hall of Presidents is the real star. And believe me, nobody loves presidents more than me—especially the ones who get things done.
No offense to some of these guys behind me, but let’s be honest, some of them? Very low energy. Now Let’s talk about America—the best country, folks, just tremendous. When I was president, we made it even greater. Jobs? Through the roof. Economy? Booming.
And let’s not forget, the Hall of Presidents got a huge upgrade—me! You’re welcome, Disney. Maybe rename it the Trump Tower of Presidents, we’ll think about it. Abe, fantastic guy, really. Great beard, great hat—some say I should’ve gone for that look, but you know, my hair? Iconic.
And let’s be honest, the Gettysburg Address? Pretty good speech. But if I had been there? Would’ve been huge. Much bigger crowd, standing ovation, maybe even a parade. People love a good parade. And remember, folks—this country? It’s still winning.
In fact, some say it’s winning even more just because I’m standing here. Enjoy the show, enjoy Disney—great people, but they should really consider renaming Cinderella’s Castle. Trump Castle? Just think about it, folks. Very classy. Very elegant. Okay, cue the music—let’s make history fun again!
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