A man was banned from Disney because of his massive wiener. Security wouldn’t let him in because they thought he was hiding a weapon. 

A man was banned from Disney because his wiener is too big
A man was banned from Disney because his wiener is too big

According to official reports, on March 15th, Richard Grande was attempting to enter Disney’s Magic Kingdom when security stopped him. They noticed a giant bump in his pants running all the way down his right leg. 

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According to Grande, it was his wiener, but at the time, security didn’t know that. He mentioned he has gotten more than 15 plastic surgeries to increase the length of it so much that it’s as long as his leg. He now needs to wear pants to the floor in order to hide it.

He didn’t set off the metal detectors when going through security, but the officer in charge still felt like something was off. They asked the Richard for permission to pat him down, however, he objected to that for obvious reasons.

He tried to explain to the officers that his wiener was just that massive and he wasn’t hiding anything. However, they were not willing to allow him in. They felt it would be too risky to let him into Disney World as he could be hiding a weapon in his pants.

The discussion went on for over 30 minutes, ending with Grande being turned away and temporarily banned from Disney. Ultimately, security deemed him too risky to enter; however, they stated that if he brings back a doctor’s note and is willing to be patted down, his ban can be lifted.

Grande is currently looking for a lawyer to represent him in a discrimination lawsuit against Disney.

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