BREAKING: Disney World Marvel Theme Park Confirmed
Breaking news, a 5th gate is coming to Disney World. The new theme park, Marvel Infinity Kingdom, is a $17 billion expansion, the most expensive Disney park
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New Pay to Pee Program Coming to Disney World
It now costs money to use the bathroom at Disney World. It is $1 to pee and $2 to poo. This is an extremely controversial move by Disney.
Disney World Requiring IQ Test to Buy Tickets
In order to buy Disney World tickets, all guests now need to take an IQ test. Anyone with an IQ under 100 will not be allowed to buy tickets.
Disney World Removing Seat Belts on All Rides
To make rides more thrilling and reduce wait times, Disney World is removing the seat belts from all rides. Engineers have no concerns about the safety of this.
Disney World Requring All Guests to Wear Pride Pins
All guests entering Disney World during June will be required to wear pride pins. This is an effort to force people to celebrate pride month.
Disney World is Banning All Kids From Their Parks
Disney is making a controversial move by banning all kids from Disney World Theme Parks. This is to enhance the Disney Adult experience.
BREAKING: Disney World May be Closing Permanently in 2025
In breaking Disney news, Walt Disney World may be closing in 2025. This is due to poor financials as well as a losing battle to Universal Studios.
Have Your Funeral at Disney World for $15,000
Guests can now have a funeral at Disney World for only $15,000. The service includes putting the corpse on the ride for one last ride with family and friends.
Disney World Will Fire All Cast Members by 2030
100,000 Cast Members will be out of a job at Disney World by 2030. They will be replaced with AI robots, which are said to do a better job than humans.
Disney World Changing All Ride Audio to Spanish
Everything on Disney rides like songs and characters talking will now be in Spanish to be more inclusive. You can rent a Spanish translation headset if needed.
Disney World Banning Trump Voters From Their Parks
In a shocking twist Disney World is banning Trump voters from Entering their parks. This is an effort to create a more welcoming and inclusive environment
Disney World Renting Out Rides For The Day, Minimum $30,000
For $30,000 to $200,000, you can rent out Disney World rides for the entire day. This is a great way to enjoy your favorite ride all day, with no wait
BREAKING: Disney World Legalizes Drugs Inside Their Parks
In breaking Disney news, Disney World legalizes drug use inside their parks. All guests 18 and older can now use all drugs inside Disney World
New Pay to Throw Away Trash Program at Disney World
It now costs guests $2 to use trash cans inside Disney World. This is part of their new Pay to Throw Away program, encouraging guests to use less waste.
Gang Violence on The Rise at Disney World
Disney World and Disneyland have a huge gang problem. There is a massive increase in gang violence. Many guests want better control of the gangs and guns.
BREAKING: Disney World Official Bans Alcohol in Their Parks
Drinking alcohol is no longer an option at Disney World. They have banned the sales inside the parks to improve guest experience, but not everyone is happy.
Disney Requiring Driver’s Education for Mobility Scooters
Due to the increase in injuries, Disney World is now requiring driver’s education for mobility scooters. You must pass a course to use these ECV sccoters
Disney Announces Nudist Day at Disney – Get Naked at Disney
You can soon get naked at Disney World. This is part of the new Nudist Day at Disney. On this day, clothing will be optional for guests over 18 years old
State of Florida Officially Takes Over Disney World
People at Magic Kingdom were seen crying today when it was announced that the State of Florida officially takes over Disney World and will now run the parks
Disney World Ticket Price Will Triple in 2025
A trip to Disney World just got way more expensive. The ticket prices will triple in 2025, leaving many to wonder if they will ever return to Disney