BREAKING: Disney World Birds Are Not Real
An internal source has confirmed that birds at Disney World are not real. They are used as surveillance inside the theme parks.
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Mickey Mouse Debuts New Drag Queen Costume
Earlier today Mickey Mouse was seen dressed as a drag queen inside Disney World. His drag name is Mickey Blouse. This has raised a lot of concern.
BREAKING: Disney World Officially Moving to Nashville
Nashville will soon be home to Disney World. They will begin moving the entire theme park to Nashville at the end of September and over the next three years.
Disney World Handing Out Bathroom Bags For Lines
In order to preven bathroom accidents in lines, Disney World is intrducing bathroom bags. These allow you to discretely go to the bathroom while in line.
Disney World Limiting Guests to Four Rides Per Day
Disney World is limiting everyone to four rides per day. However, you will have the option to pay for additional rides. Starting next week, you…
Disney World Building $12 Billion Weather Controlling Dome
The Disney World dome is finally happening. It will cost cover the entire Disney World property and maintain perfect weather year round.
Lilo and Stitch Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
A Lilo and Stitch roller coaster is finally coming to Disney World. It will be a roller coaster where guests stand up while they ride.
All Disney World Restaurants Are Going Vegan
All Disney World restaurants will start serving tofu and other meat alternatives as part of their initiative to be vegan and improve the environment.
You Can Now Bring Dead Bodies To Disney World
A new Happily Ever AfterLife program debuted at Disney World. You can bring dead family and friends to Disney for one final ride.
Disney World Bans Ugly People From Their Theme Parks
In order to be more family-friendly, Disney World is banning ugly people. Upon entering the parks, you will be scanned to determine if you’re ugly or not.
The 2028 Olympics Are Moving to Disney World
The 2028 Olympics will no longer be in Los Angeles. They have been moved to Disney World after purchasing the rights for $500 million.
Disney Cast Members Can Point With Middle Fingers
In a controversial move, Disney changes their policy around Cast Members pointing and they can now point with their middle finger.
Disney World Bans Farting Inside Their Parks
In a shocking twist, Disney World bans farting inside their theme parks. Anyone caught farting on new thermal cameras may be banned from Disney World for life.
Disney Removes Minimum Height Requirement For Rides
Some are calling this the most dangerous decision Disney has made. They are removing the minimum height requirement over discrimination lawsuit.
Disney World Removing All Security Checkpoints
Disney World is removing all security check points from their parks. Instead, Disney will run on the honor system hoping people don’t bring in illegal items.
Disney Bans All Tattoos Inside Their Theme Parks
In a surprising twist, Disney World is banning all tattoos inside their parks. Anyone who exposes tattoos, may be banned from Disney World for life.
Disney World Increases Ticket Prices For Men
Disney is implementing a 20% man tax on their tickets. All men will now have to pay more for Disney World park tickets to dismantle the patriarchy.
Breaking Disney News Genie+ Is Being Replaced
In a shocking announcement, Disney is getting rid of Genie+. It will be called Walt Disney World Lightning Lane. Here is what you need to know.
Disney World is Hiring Stripers in Their Parks
Parents are furious after multiple videos show strippers playing the part of Disney characters inside a park made for families.
Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Do at Disney World
There are many things you shouldn’t do at Disney World. These are the top five things that are the biggest things you should never do there.