Here are the top five things you should never do at Disney World. Number one is getting in lines. Not only will you need to wait in them, but you’ll make them longer for other, more deserving people.
Number two is committing arson. It is against Disney rules to intentionally burn down their buildings which may lead to a lifetime ban from Disney World if caught. They already have enough problems with fires, which we saw at Cinderella Castle.
Number three is abducting other people’s children. Typically it’s frowned upon to abduct children, especially at Disney World, even if you have candy. You may get kicked out of Disney and potentially arrested, which is less than ideal for most people.
Number four, disturbing the homeless people sleeping inside the parks. That is their house. How would you like it if someone came into your house and started disturbing whatever you were doing? You wouldn’t like it.
Number five is one of the most important tips. Do not bring your car into the parks. The walkways are already crowded enough. We do not need someone rolling down the road in a giant pickup truck, just to get to their destination a little bit faster. Yes, driving a car saves you some steps, but there isn’t much for parking inside Disney World. Scooters and strollers are bad enough.
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