Breaking news, Disney’s Animal Kingdom is closing permanently. The US Government purchased the land from Disney to build another ICE detention facility.
This will be the second one in Florida, following the recent opening of Alligator Alcatraz. According to an internal source, Disney sold the land to the government for $3 billion. This was a deal made by President Trump and Governor DeSantis together.
Our source also confirmed that the government will keep the name Animal Kingdom because “it will house animals”. The entire park will be transformed into one big immigrant detention facility. Surprisingly, this is a mutually beneficial purchase.
Disney is finally able to sell off one of their biggest liabilities. Animal Kingdom is known for being a money pit and a half-day park. There is so much land there and so little to do that it was costing them more than they were making.
Meanwhile, the US Government is in need of more land for additional ICE detention facilities. This purchase gives them 580 acres to work with. On top of that, there are already restaurants and restrooms built.
This means they just need to do some demolition and then add beds. A lot of the ground work has already been done, which speeds up construction significantly. Overall, people are not happy that Disney sold Animal Kingdom.
First off, they are sad to see the park go away. Second, they are disappointed that it will be used to house illegal immigrants.
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