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Disney World May Soon Ban Kids From Their Parks
Disney World may soon ban kids from their parks. A group of Disney Adults is working on a proposal to completely ban all kids from Disney World.
Disney World Bans MAGA Hats in Their Parks
Disney World bans MAGA hats in their parks. This is because of the controversial nature of the hat. Anyone wearing this hat will be banned for at least a year.
US Government Officially Bans Turkey Legs at Disney World
The US Government officially bans turkey legs at Disney World. This is because a recent study shows that they are actually Elk meat.
Playboy Announces First-Ever Disney Character Edition
Disney and Playboy partner up for a special magazine. This limited edition run will feature your favorite Disney characters in a Playboy magazine.
Disney World Making All Bathrooms Gender Neutral
Disney is making all bathrooms gender neutral. This means that men and women will all share the same bathrooms at Disney World.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Changed Intro Song For Movies
Breaking news, Disney officially changed the intro song for their movies. This updated song is extremely controversial and has a lot of people upset.
Walt Disney Company Buys Fox News For $20 Billion
The Walt Disney Company buys Fox News for $20 billion. They want to spread the most accurate, truthful, and unbiased news in America.
BREAKING: Elsa’s Castle Replacing Cinderella Castle
Breaking news, Elsa’s Castle will replace Cinderella Castle at Disney World. Starting this fall, Disney will demolish Cinderella Castle to make way for this.
Swimsuits Now Optional at Disney Water Parks
Swimsuits are now optional at Disney Water Parks. Guests are no longer required to wear swimsuits at Blizard Beach or Typhoon Lagoon.
Disney World Adds Trigger Warnings to Their Rides
Disney World adds trigger warnings to their rides. This is a way to warn people before they get in line that the ride may be problematic to some.
Disney Removes “I’ll Make a Man Out Of You” From Mulan
Disney removes “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” from Mulan. The entire song and scene has been cut from the animated movie on Disney+.
Disney Unveils “it’s a gay world” For Pride Month
Disney unveils “it’s a gay world” for pride month. This is a month-long retheme of the popular ride “it’s a small world”.
Disney World is Now Drug Testing All Guests
Disney World is now drug testing all guests. Starting this week, in order to enter any Disney World park, guests will need to pass a drug test.
BREAKING: Disney Buys WNBA For $150 Billion
Breaking news, Disney buys the WNBA for $150 billion. Disney will double the size of the rims to increase scoring and make all uniforms Lululemon.
Disney World Removing All American Flags From Parks
Disney World is removing all American flags from their parks. This is to create a more welcoming and inclusive environment, but is proving to be controversial.
Disney Adding Racist Movie to Philharmagic
Disney is adding a controversial movie to Philharmagic. In October, Song of the South will make its debut in the middle of the show.
Tower of Terror Retheme to Stitch Experiment Gone Wrong Ride
The Tower of Terror is being rethemed to a Stitch Ride. The new ride will be called Experiment Gone Wrong and is expected to be a big hit.
BREAKING: Disneyland Is Moving to Las Vegas
Breaking news, Disneyland is moving to Las Vegas. Starting at the end of October, Disneyland will close in order to move them to Las Vegas, Nevada.
Disney World Now Offering MagicBand Chip Implants
Disney World is now offering MagicBand chip implants for only $500. Disney will use the chip and AI to make your experience better.
Disney World Will Open With a Daily Morning Prayer
Disney World will now open with a morning prayer. Starting this week, the opening ceremony at all Disney World theme parks will include a prayer to God.