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Record-Breaking 8 Hour Wait Time For Disney World Ride
The Tower of Terror reached a wait time of 8 hours or 480 minutes on New Year’s Eve, making it the longest ever wait time at Disney World.
Walt Disney Company Renamed to Mickey Mouse Company
Breaking news, the Walt Disney company is being renamed to the Mickey Mouse Company. This is because Walt Disney is a controversial figure.
Disney World Now Drug Testing All Guests, Leading to Bans
In order to visit Disney World, you now must pass a drug test. Anyone who fails will be banned from Disney for 30 days, maybe more if they fail twice.
Star Wars and Star Trek Crossover Coming to Disney+
A much anticipated Star Wars and Star Trek crossover is in the works. The new movie will air on Disney+ and will bring the two universes together.
Miley Cyrus as White Tiana in New Princess and The Frog
In a shocking twist, Disney is casting Miley Cyrus, a white woman, to play Tiana, a black princess, in the new live-action Princess and the Frog movie.
Polar Express Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
A new Polar Express roller coaster is coming to Disney World’s Hollywood Studios and will be partially a trackless roller coaster
Home Alone Roller Coaster Coming to Disney World
Home Alone: Setting The Trap is a new high speed roller coaster coming to Hollywood Studios at Disney World. It’s based on the hit Christmas movie
Disney Removing Donald Trump From The Hall of Presidents
After intense discussion, Disney will be removing Donald Trump from The Hall of Presidents. This is an effort to unite the country and move forward.
Taylor Swift and Travice Kelce Are Planning a Disney Wedding
An internal source confirmed that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are getting married. They will rent out Disney World for this special weding
BREAKING: Disney Officially Buys The Tampa Bay Rays
In breaking news, the Walt Disney Company officially buys the Tampa Bay Rays. They will be renamed the Disney D23s and move to Disney World.
Spend a Night in The Tower of Terror Hotel
Guests can now book a night in the Tower of Terror at Disney World! This is a rare experience and allows you access to the famous Tip Top Clu
BREAKING: Moana To Be The First Transgender Disney Princess
Moana will be the first ever transgender Disney Princess. She will transition to Kai in Moana 2: Rise of Kai. This will be the most controversial Disney movie.
Walt Disney Company Buys The City of Chicago
The Walt Disney Company is the first company ever to acquire a city. Disney purchased Chicago for $100 billion and will turn it into a Disney city.
BREAKING: Disney World Will Close on All Mondays
In breaking Disney news, Disney World will now be closed on all Mondays. This is to combat climate change and reduce their carbon emissions.
Virtual Tip Jars Added to All Disney World Rides
For the first time ever, Disney Cast Members can now accept tips. This comes as Disney World adds virtual tip jars to all rides, asking all guests to tip
Naked and Afraid Now Filming at Disneyland
A brand new show is being filmed inside Disneyland. Naked and Afraid: Disneyland forces guests to survive in the harsh conditions of Disneyland
Take a Dump With Walt Disney: New EPCOT Experience
Guests can now take a dump with Walt Disney inside EPCOT. This is a new experience with the new ‘Walt the Dreamer’ Statue that has people concerned.
Disney World Restaurant Is Now Serving Human Meat
Disney World is now serving human meat at one of their restaurants. Trader Sam’s is now home to baby back ribs and french fries, both from humans.
Disney World Closing Monorails, Replacing with Walkways
The monorails at Disney World will soon close permanently. This is due to climate change. Instead, Disney will add walkways to replace the monorails
EPCOT World Showcase is Closing Permanently
In sad news, EPCOT World Showcase is closing permanently. This is because it’s culturally insensitive. It will be replaced with WESTCOT