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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Moving to Disney in 2024
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will celebrate its 100th year at Disney World. This is the first time ever that it won’t happen in New York City
BREAKING: Disney World Removes Cinderella Castle Overnight
In breaking news, Disney World removed Cinderella Castle overnight. This was unexpected by Disney and many guests were crying because of this.
Disney Officially Renames Mickey Mouse to Mortimer Mouse
The day after Mickey Mouse turned 95, Disney officially changed his name to Mortimer Mouse. This is to honor Walt Disney and make more money.
Fireworks Explode in the Middle of a Disney World Show
A scary moment unfolds during Muppet Vision 3D. Fireworks unexpectedly went off in the crowd during the show after a malfunction
Disney World Requiring All Guests to Wear Diapers
Due to the increase of people going to the bathroom in Disney lines, Disney World is now requiring all guests to wear diapers in their parks
Disneyland Replaces American Flag with Chinese Flag
Like San Fransisco, Disneyland is cleaning up their park for Chinese Dictator Xi Jinping. This includes replacing the American Flag with the Chinese flag.
Mickey Mouse Named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine
In a surprising announcement, Mickey Mouse was named as Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. He is the first cartoon character to be on this list
Disney World is Eliminating All Lines From Their Rides
In a shocking announcement, Disney World is eliminating all lines. Instead, all rides will have virtual queues, allowing you to shop and eat while you wait
Confirmed: Disney is Building a Euthanasia Roller Coaster
It’s been confirmed that Disney World is getting a euthanasia roller coaster. This ride is made to kill the riders so they can peacefully die at Disney
Disney World Offering Buy One Get One Free Tickets
Disney World is offering buy one get one park tickets. Disney rarely has discounts, so this comes as a huge surprise for many guests.
Animal Kingdom Tree of Life Has Officially Died
In sad Disney news, the Tree of Life at Animal Kingdom has officially died. This comes a year after Disney and the USDA was trying to save the dying tree.
Disney Announces “Down” The Sad Sequel to Up
In Down, Dug, Russel, and Carl Fredricksen go on an adventure, however, Dug gets sick and Carl needs to decide if he wants to put him down
Disney World is Actively Preparing For World War III
Disney World will be the safest place on earth if a war breaks out. They are actively preparing and training military for World War III, in case it happens.
Sleep Inside Space Mountain: A New Experience
You can soon sleep under the stars in Space Mountain. For only $1,971, you and up to three guests can sleep inside the ride after the park closes.
BREAKING: Disney Removing All Characters From Their Parks
In shocking breaking news, Disney is removing all characters from their parks. This is due to the ongoing SAG-AFTRA strikes and negotiations.
Disney Eliminating Disability Access Service (DAS)
The Disability Access Service at Disney is being eliminated. This is due to the system being abused by people who don’t actually need the service
Disney Adding Pronouns and More Inclusivity to Nametags
Disney will soon be more inclusive with their Cast Member nametags. They will soon show their pronouns, astrological sign, religion, and blood type
Monsters, Inc. Door Chase Ride Coming to Disney World
A new roller coaster is coming to Hollywood Studios. Monsters, Inc. Door Chase turns the famous movie scene into a brand new thrilling ride.
Disney Removing The Drops From Splash Mountain
Splash Mountain will have all drops removed from the ride when it reopens at Disney World. This is to make the ride more inclusive for the family.
Disney Replacing Haunted Mansion With New Restaurant
Disney’s Haunted Mansion is closing permanently. It will be replaced with Madame Leota’s Hideaway, a newly themed restaurant around the famous ride