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Ron DeSantis Building Prison on Disney World Property
Ron DeSantis is building a maximum-security prison on Disney World property. According to a top lawyer, this is completely legal and people aren’t happy.
BREAKING: Muppet Vision 3D Moving to Magic Kingom
Breaking news, Muppet Vision 3D is moving to the Magic Kingdom. It will replace The Monsters Inc Laugh Floor, which will move to the new Monsters Inc land.
Mickey Mouse Taking Over $100 Bill in 2025
Mickey Mouse will be taking over the $100 bill. He will be the first nonhuman to be featured on United States currency. There will be other changes too.
Disney Adding Kamala Harris to Hall of Presidents
Kamala Harris will be added to The Hall of Presidents. This is to feature a woman on the ride before it closes. Also she is running the administration.
Disney Renaming Donald Duck Following Election
Following the election, Donald Duck will be renamed because of it’s similarity to Donald Trump. This is a very controversial move by Disney.
BREAKING: Walt Disney Voted in 2024 Presidential Election
Breaking news, Walt Disney voted in the 2024 presidential election. There are three theories on how this happened and they’re all disturbing.
Disney is Launching a Cryptocurrency, DisneyCoin
Disney is launching a cryptocurrency, DisneyCoin. Experts are considering this one of the smartest moves in the history of cryptocurrencies.
BREAKING: NFL Announces Wednesday Night Football in 2025
Wednesday Night Football will debut on Disney+ in 2025 as part of a new agreement between the NFL and Disney. However, the players don’t like this.
Disney Permanently Closing The Hall of Presidents
Immediately following Donald Trump’s election win, Disney will be closing The Hall of Presidents permanently to be less divisive.
Peanut The Squirrel Meet and Greet Coming to Disney World
A Peanut The Squirrel meet and greet is coming to Disney’s Animal Kingdom, following the death of the beloved social media character
Have a Beer With Mickey Mouse Experience Debuts
You can now have a beer with Mickey Mouse inside EPCOT. For only $100 you can drink beer with Mickey and talk about life.
Disney World Construction Worker, Wayne Kerr’s Death
During the construction of Disney World, there was a worker named Wayne Kerr. Wayne fell to his death and now haunts the park.
BREAKING: Elon Musk is Buying Disney World
In breaking news, Elon Musk is buying Disney World. He will purchase it for $50 billion and plans to bring the theme park back to it’s glory days.
Venezuelan Gangs Are Taking Over Disney World
Venezuelan gangs are taking over Disney World. These dangerous gangs have been seen walking around the Magic Kingdom and hiding out in Disney World hotels.
Kamala Harris Promises to Close Disney World
In a controversial move, Kamala Harris promises to close Disney World due to the inequalities that guests of different incomes experience there.
A Whole Nude World Strip Club Coming to Magic Kingdom
A strip club is coming to the Magic Kingdom. It will be called A Whole Nude World and will feature Disney characters as strippers.
Disney Announces The Lion King 3: Nala’s Revolution
The Lion King 3: Nala’s Revolution is being considered a feminist masterpiece by turning the spotlight on Nala as she fights for women’s equality.
Disneyland May Be Expanding To North Korea
Disneyland may be coming to North Korea. This would be their next international expansion. However, only North Koreans would be able to visit.
New “Die at Disney” Experience Coming to Disney World
Disney introduces controversial new Die at Disney experience where you can die in a euthanasia pod inside the Magic Kingdom.
Cast Member Accidentally Finds Walt Disney’s Frozen Head
A cast member reveals a frightening story stumbling on Walt Disney’s frozen head. Security tried wiping their memory, but clearly it didn’t work.