Breaking News, scientists are bringing Walt Disney back to life this week. The time has finally come to unfreeze Walt’s head and attempt to bring him back to life.
According to an internal source, scientists have successfully brought mice, rats, monkeys, and cows back to life after freezing their heads. There is even speculation that these scientists have brought a few frozen human heads back to life as well.
This of course makes sense because they don’t want Walt Disney to be the first person to try this on, the stakes are too high. Our source mentioned that this revival will happen at MIT. This makes sense given MIT’s track record for scientific breakthroughs.
While this is extremely exciting news, not everyone is thrilled. In fact, many people are concerned about the political views Walt Disney holds and the things he might say once he returns from the dead. People don’t expect him to be thrilled about Anna and Elsa marrying each other in Frozen 3, which we reported on here.
However, the revival needs to be successful first, which many people are doubting. Unfreezing a head and bringing someone back to life is quite a feat. Some scientists say that this is physically impossible. Only time will tell if this will be a successful revival of Walt Disney this week.
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