BREAING: Monana Will Die in Moana 3 From Smallpox
Moana 3 will be the saddest movie ever. Moana will die from Small Pox. It will be her younger sister’s job Simea to fill Moana’s shoes.
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Disney Announces A Clothing Optional Cruise
Disney announces “A Whole Nude World”, an adult-only, nudist cruise. This is their first time offering a cruise for adults only.
Ron DeSantis Building Prison on Disney World Property
Ron DeSantis is building a maximum-security prison on Disney World property. According to a top lawyer, this is completely legal and people aren’t happy.
Mickey Mouse Taking Over $100 Bill in 2025
Mickey Mouse will be taking over the $100 bill. He will be the first nonhuman to be featured on United States currency. There will be other changes too.
Disney Renaming Donald Duck Following Election
Following the election, Donald Duck will be renamed because of it’s similarity to Donald Trump. This is a very controversial move by Disney.
BREAKING: Walt Disney Voted in 2024 Presidential Election
Breaking news, Walt Disney voted in the 2024 presidential election. There are three theories on how this happened and they’re all disturbing.
Kamala Harris Promises to Close Disney World
In a controversial move, Kamala Harris promises to close Disney World due to the inequalities that guests of different incomes experience there.
Disney Announces The Lion King 3: Nala’s Revolution
The Lion King 3: Nala’s Revolution is being considered a feminist masterpiece by turning the spotlight on Nala as she fights for women’s equality.
Disneyland May Be Expanding To North Korea
Disneyland may be coming to North Korea. This would be their next international expansion. However, only North Koreans would be able to visit.
Cast Member Accidentally Finds Walt Disney’s Frozen Head
A cast member reveals a frightening story stumbling on Walt Disney’s frozen head. Security tried wiping their memory, but clearly it didn’t work.
Mickey Mouse Kicked a Toddler Inside Disneyland
Tragedy unfolded at Disneyland when Mickey Mouse brutally kicked a kid after hugging him for too long. Onlookers watched in horror.
Mickey Mouse Anime Cartoon is Coming to Disney+
The first-ever Mickey Mouse anime cartoon is coming to Disney+. The new series will be named Mickey: Kingdom of Dreams and will make the characters anime.
Mickey Mouse Will Swear in New Adult Cartoon Series
In a controversial move, Mickey Mouse will swear for the first time in a new adult-oriented cartoon series. These cartoons will also include dark humor.
Disney Announces Monsters Inc. 2: Coming Out of The Closet
The Monsters Inc 2 plot was just revealed. In this new sequel, Mike Wazowski comes out of the closet and starts dating Sully.
BREAKING: Scientists Are Bringing Walt Disney Back to Life
In breaking news, scientists will bring Walt Disney back to life by unfreezing his head. This will be a scientific breakthrough if they are successful.
Walt Disney Becoming First Non-President On Mount Rushmore
Walt Disney will soon find himself up on Mount Rushmore. This will be the first non-president carved into the national monument.
BREAKING: Disney World Closing Following Monkeypox Outbreak
In breaking news, Disney World is closing due to the Monkeypox outbreak. They are the first company to close their doors because of this new pandemic.
Hallmark and Disney Partnering For New Christmas Movie
Hallmark and Disney are partnering for a new Christmas movie called “Christmas at the Castle”. It will be set in Disney World and combine the magic of the two.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse Removed as Official Disney Mascot
In breaking Disney news, Mickey Mouse is no longer the official Disney mascot. He has been replaced by Figment. This news has stunned the world.
BREAKING: Disney Officially Announces Disneyland Russia
A brand new Disney park was just announced. Disneyland Russia will be built in Moscow and be the most advanced Disney theme park