
Top 5 Disney World Rides in 2025 Official Ranking
These are our top 5 Disney World rides, across their theme parks: Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom.

These are our top 5 Disney World rides, across their theme parks: Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom.

The average cost of a Disney trip reaches $40,000, according to a new report. This is a massive increase from 2010, when the average cost was only $10,000.

Breaking news, a new Fastpass system is coming to Disney World. It will operate like eBay, where guests will bid on individual Fastpasses.

Disney World is adding three Confederate Flags to their parks. This is an effort to further promote inclusion and diversity.

Disney World is now charging $100 if you leave their parks early. Anyone who decides to leave a Disney World theme park before noon will be charged $100.

Love Island is coming to Disney World. The hit TV show is looking for hot and young Disney Adults for their newest show which will air on Disney+

Disney World may soon ban kids from their parks. A group of Disney Adults is working on a proposal to completely ban all kids from Disney World.

Disney World bans MAGA hats in their parks. This is because of the controversial nature of the hat. Anyone wearing this hat will be banned for at least a year.

The US Government officially bans turkey legs at Disney World. This is because a recent study shows that they are actually Elk meat.
Disney is making all bathrooms gender neutral. This means that men and women will all share the same bathrooms at Disney World.

Disney World adds trigger warnings to their rides. This is a way to warn people before they get in line that the ride may be problematic to some.

Disney World is now drug testing all guests. Starting this week, in order to enter any Disney World park, guests will need to pass a drug test.

Disney World is removing all American flags from their parks. This is to create a more welcoming and inclusive environment, but is proving to be controversial.

Disney World is now offering MagicBand chip implants for only $500. Disney will use the chip and AI to make your experience better.

Disney World will now open with a morning prayer. Starting this week, the opening ceremony at all Disney World theme parks will include a prayer to God.

Breaking news, Disney confirms their birds aren’t real. Disney World uses birds for security and surveillance purposes in their parks.

Women can now flash Disney ride cameras. This is to promote inclusivity, further the free the nip movement, and sell more ride photos.

Disney World is tripling their theme park ticket prices. Now, a Disney World ticket will cost $600 for one day on average.

Disney is eliminating all cast member costumes. From now on, cast members can wear any outfit they want. This is causing a lot of controversy.

Human-powered monorails are coming to Disney World. They will call it the Schweeb, and it will replace their existing monorails.