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Top 10 Best Tips for Visiting Walt Disney World
These are 10 tips that most people don’t know about Disney World, but can be helpful for your next trip to Disney World for the best experience.
New Kilimanjaro Safaris Exotic Hunting Experience
You can now go hunting on Kilimanjaro Safaris. Disney is now allowing guests to hunt giraffes, lions, gazelles, hippos, and more on the ride.
First Look at Mary Poppins Ride Coming to Disney World
We got an exclusive first look at the new Mary Poppins ride coming to Disney World. This will be the first ride ever where an animatronic joins you for the ride.
Did You Know Mickey Mouse’s Middle Name is Adolf?
Did you know that Mickey Mouse’s middle name is Adolf? Despite a harmless story, Disney has done everything they can to erase this fact from history.
Disney Removes I Ran From Cosmic Rewind Amidst War
Disney removes “I Ran” from Cosmic Rewind due to the war. They are actively considering alternative songs to take its place in the meantime.
What Happens if a Disney Character’s Head Falls Off?
If a Disney character loses their head in public, the punishment they receive is extremely dark and has many people concerned, but some think it is justified.
Disney Adds Trap Queen Song to Enchanted Tiki Room
Disney added a Fetty Wap song to the Enchanted Tiki Room. As of yesterday, the birds now sing Trap Queen as part of the show.
Every Ride we Rode at the Magic Kingdom in One Day
This is every ride we rode at Magic Kingdom in one day. We first rope dropped Seven Dwarfs Mine Train and were the first riders…
BREAKING: A New Disneyland is Coming to Ohio
Breaking news, a new Disneyland is coming to Ohio. It will be a $100 billion project across 50,000 acres, and will be built in Cincinnati, Ohio.
First Look at Titanic Water Ride Coming to Disney World
We got the first look at the Titanic water ride coming to Disney World. On this ride, guests are aboard the Titanic for a cruise when disaster hits.
Native American Pavilion is Coming to EPCOT
A Native American pavilion is coming to EPCOT. Ironically it will replace the American pavilion in World Showcase.
Disney Adding Annual Passholder Lines to Rides
Disney is adding annual passholder lines to their rides. The goal of this is to have shorter wait times for their annual passholders.
Trump Visiting Disney World Following Iran Strikes
President Trump is going to Disney World following the Iran Strikes. When he was asked how he would celebrate, he said, “I’m going to Disney World!”
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster 1,350 Minute Wait on Final Day
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster reached a 1,350 minute wait on its final day. This will go down in history as the longest wait time ever recorded for a Disney World or theme park ride.
BREAKING: The NFL Bans Tush Push Because it’s Gay
Breaking news, the NFL is officially banning the tush push. However, the reason for the ban is actually surprising everyone.
BREAKING: Magic Kingdom Testing Child Free Days
Breaking news, the Magic Kingdom is testing child-free days. On these days, only adults over the age of 18 will be allowed inside Disney World.
Disney Will Host Easter Mass Inside Magic Kingdom
Disney will host an Easter Mass inside the Magic Kingdom. This will be the first ever a religious service at a Disney World theme park.
Disney World Will No Longer Follow Daylight Savings
Disney World will no longer follow daylight savings. On March 8th, Disney will sets their clocks an hour forward for the last time ever.
Disney Adding Charlie Kirk to The Hall of Presidents
Disney is adding Charlie Kirk to the Hall of Presidents. He will have a small speaking role talking about America and democracy.
BREAKING: Tower of Terror Getting Muppet Retheme
Breaking news, the Tower of Terror is getting a Muppet retheme. The new ride will be called Beaker and Bunsen Experiment Gone Wrong.