Woman Gave Birth to Triplets Inside Disney World
A woman gave birth to triplets inside Disney World yesterday. She named them Tomorrowland, Frontierland, and Adventureland.
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Disney World Will No Longer Celebrate Halloween
Disney World will no longer celebrate Halloween due to the “controversial nature of Halloween”. Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party is canceled moving forward
Disney Adding Elon Musk to Hall of Presidents
Disney is adding Elon Musk to The Hall of Presidents. This will make him the first non-president to be added to the attraction.
Man Decapitated on Space Mountain While Standing on Ride
A man was decapitated on Space Mountain. According to official reports, the man’s head was cut clean off when passing under the track at a high speed.
BREAKING: Disney World Will Host the 2026 NFL Draft
Breaking news, Disney World will host the 2026 NFL Draft. Cinderella Castle will be the main stage for the event and will feature Mickey Mouse with Goodell.
Woman Murdered Husband on The Haunted Mansion
A woman murdered her husband on The Haunted Mansion. According to official reports, she killed him in the attic of the ride.
Minecraft Themed Land Coming to Disney World
A Minecraft themed land is coming to Disney World. It will be replace Fantasyland in the Magic Kingdom and will be named Minecraftland.
Man Banned From Disney Because of His Massive Wiener
A man was turned away from Disney World because his wiener was too big. Security wouldn’t let him in, worrying he was hiding a weapon.
Experiment 2071: Disney World Ride That Killed Thousands
In 1971, Experiment 2071 opened at Disney World. It is considered the deadliest theme park ride, however, it’s been erased from history.
Disney Building Hooters Inside The Magic Kingdom
Hooters is one of the most popular fine-dining restaurants in America and now it’s replacing Casey’s Corner in Disney’s Magic Kingdom
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Rethemed to Tangled
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is closing permanently. It will be rethemed to a new Tangled roller coaster called “Flynn Ride: Most Wanted”.
New Donald Trump Animatronic Debuts at Hall of Presidents
The new Donald Trump animatronic has debuted at The Hall of Presidents. This 2025 version of President Trump has a new script and it’s very on brand for Trump.
Fart Shuts Down Disney World Ride, Forcing Evacuation
A man farted on the Haunted Mansion, which forced the ride to close. The smell was so bad that guests got out of the Doom Buggys during the ride.
BREAKING: Splash Mountain Returning to Disney World
Breaking news, Splash Mountain will return to Disney World and Tiana’s Bayou Adventure will be closing permanently to make way for this retheme.
Disney World Adds Hospice Care to Their Parks
Mickey Mouse Hospice House is the new hospice care inside Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. This is where you can go to peacefully die.
Disney World Adds Love Nests to The Magic Kingdom
Couples can now make love inside Disney World. Disney has just added love nests to the Magic Kingdom with a view of Cinderella Castle.
Kanye West to Perform at Disney’s Magic Kingdom
In a controversial move, Kanye West will perform at Disney World Magic Kingdom as part of their Castle Concert series. Many parents have concerns.
You Can Now Spread Ashes Inside Disney World
You can now spread ashes at Disney World legally on Ash Mountain in front of Cinderella Castle. No longer will you get kicked out.
Clothing Now Optional at Disney World During The Summer
This summer, guests will be able to go to Disney World naked. This new clothing option policy is an effort to combat climate change naturally.
Disney Bans Women From Driving at Tomorrowland Speedway
In a controversial move, Disney is banning women from driving at the Tomorrowland Speedway. This is to make the ride safer.