You can now have a vasectomy inside Disney World. This is a way to encourage people to stop having kids and save the environment.

Get your vasectomy inside Disney World
Get your vasectomy inside Disney World

According to an official statement, “Allowing men and women to have vasectomies or as we like to call them, vasectmickeys, inside Disney World is a great way to encourage population control. This is yet another world-class offering from Disney.”

Essentially, you can book an appointment with an approved doctor through the My Disney Experience App. Then, when it is your day, you will visit a new building coming to the Magic Kingdom.

This building is called the “Mickey Mouse Colon House” and will be a Disney-themed doctor’s office on Main Street USA that also does colonoscopies, which we reported on here. The doctors will even be dressed in Disney costumes to add to the experience.

Concept art for the Mickey Mouse Colon House
Concept art for the Mickey Mouse Colon House

Patients will scan in using their fingerprint and MagicBand. After the procedure, they will be given a button that says “I Was Snipped at Disney”. This is yet another effort by Disney to move away from the family unit.

They are slowly turning into a company that caters to adults rather than families. Their one-child policy and adult-only days are two other examples of this. By allowing people to get vasectomies there, they are encouraging people to stop having kids.

They claim this is to encourage population control, however, some fear it’s much worse. What do you think of getting a vasectomy inside Disney World? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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