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Honest Review After Riding Tiana’s Bayou Adventure
We were one of the first riders on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. Here is an honest review of the ride compared to Splash Mountain
BREAKING: Donald Trump Removed From Hall of Presidents
Just hours after President Trump was found guilty in New York, Disney has removed him from the Hall of Presidents. This has created a huge controversy.
Get Your Colonoscopy Inside Disney’s Magic Kingdom
In a surprising twist, Disney World will now have colonoscopies inside the Magic Kingdom. This is a partnership with the CDC to encourage colon cancer screening
Insane Gyro Drop Ride is Coming to Disney World
One of the craziest amusement park rides is coming to Disney World. The Gyro Drop will be added to Toy Story Land and is one of the most intense rides ever.
Disney World Closes Ride Over Racial Slur
On Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway, Goofy has a line that comes off as a racial slur and is forcing the ride to close indefinitely.
BREAKING: Mickey Mouse and Goofy are Officially Gay
In an unexpected twist, Mickey Mouse and Goofy are gay. Cartoons showing their newfound love will debut in June, which is pride month.
Disney World is Building The Tallest Roller Coaster Ever
The world’s tallest roller coaster is coming to Disney World. It will be based on Hercules and be over 1,000 feet tall, taking riders into the clouds.
Jojo Siwa Banned From Disney After 21st Birthday Goes Wrong
Jojo Siwa went to EPCOT to celebrate her 21st birthday and things went bad. She got hammered and eventually banned from Disney World.
Drag Queen Story Hour is Coming to Disney World
During pride month, Disney is introducing drag queen story hour, where men dressed as Disney Princesses will read stories to kids and families.
Disney World Requiring IQ Test to Buy Tickets
In order to buy Disney World tickets, all guests now need to take an IQ test. Anyone with an IQ under 100 will not be allowed to buy tickets.
Marry Your Favorite Disney Character for Only $10,000
You can now marry your favorite Disney character for only $10,000. The weddings will happen in front of Cinderella Castle and will include free photos.
Disney World Removing Seat Belts on All Rides
To make rides more thrilling and reduce wait times, Disney World is removing the seat belts from all rides. Engineers have no concerns about the safety of this.
Potatoland is Officially Coming to The Magic Kingdom
The iconic Potatoland from the Mickey Mouse short is coming to the Magic Kingdom. This new land will be built behind Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
Disney Hires Dan Schneider to Revive Disney Channel
In a controversial move, Disney is hiring Dan Schneider to turn Disney Channel around. He will likely help launch a new kid’s show called Fet-ish.
Guests Can Now Bring Fireworks Into Disney World
All guests can now bring their own fireworks into Disney World. This controversial move is raising concerns over guest safety.
Disney Announces Palestine Pavilion at EPCOT
A Palestine pavilion is replacing the American pavilion inside EPCOT. Disney will also introduce a new show, From The River to The Sea.
Disney World Requring All Guests to Wear Pride Pins
All guests entering Disney World during June will be required to wear pride pins. This is an effort to force people to celebrate pride month.
BREAKING: Magic Kingdom Being Rethemed to Star Wars Park
The Magic Kingdom is closing permanently and will be replaced with Force World, a theme park based entirely on Star Wars.
Mickey Mouse is Officially Pregnant and Having a Baby
Mickey Mouse is pregnant and will be giving birth in 9 months. Disney is doing this to promote having children and pregnant men.
Disney World is Banning All Kids From Their Parks
Disney is making a controversial move by banning all kids from Disney World Theme Parks. This is to enhance the Disney Adult experience.