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Disneyland Now Allowing Homeless People in Their Park
Disneyland takes a controversial stance by allowing homeless people to stay in their park. Already this seems to be causing many problems.
BREAKING: Elsa Will Marry a Woman in Frozen 3
An internal source just revealed to us that Elsa will be a lesbian in Frozen 3. She will marry a woman named Isabella. They will be the queens of Arendelle.
7 Foot Long Corn Dog Coming to Casey’s Corner
A brand new food item is coming to Casey’s Corner. A 7 foot long corn dog is coming to the menu at Disney World. If you love corn dogs, this is for you
Disney World Will Not Celebrate Christmas in 2024
In a shocking and sad twist, Disney World will no longer celebrate Christmas in 2024. This is due to the controversial nature of Christmas.
Woman Suing Disney Because Lines Were “Too Long”
A woman in suing Disney, claiming the wait times were too long. She is seeking a payment of $1,000,000 and will be representing herself in court
BREAKING: Mickey and Minnie Mouse Are Getting Divorced
After 95 years of marriage, Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting divorced. This breaking news comes a shock to the Disney community and the world.
Disney World Will Soon Require Guest Uniforms
Disney World will implement a dress code for all guests. In 2024, anyone who visits Disney will be required to wear a special uniform in order to enter.
Chairs Being Added Inside Disney World Lines
Disney is making their lines 100 times better with the addition of chairs. This allows guests to sit down and relax while they wait in lines at Disney World.
Mickey Mouse R-Rated Horror Movie Just Announced
Mickey Mouse’s Midnight Massacre is a new Disney R-rated horror movie. Mickey Mouse is put under an evil spell to destroy Disney World and his friends.
“Trigger Warnings” Coming to Disney World Rides
Many rides at Disney World will now have a trigger warnings at the entrance to the attractions. This is to warn people that the ride may be problematic to some.
Women Only Days Coming to Disney World in 2024
On Mondays in March, only women will be allowed inside Disney World. This is due to Women Only Days, but it doesn’t come without controversy
Disney World Eliminating All Plates and Utensils
In a surprising move, Disney World is eliminating all plates and utensils. Instead, guests can buy reusable plates and utensils, all for the environment.
Taylor Swift Eras Ride Coming to Disney World
Taylor Swift, is getting her own ride at Disney World. Taylor Swift Eras will take guests on a thrilling journey with Taylor Swift, through her Eras
Disney Fixing Broken Expedition Everest Tracks
Expedition Everest has operated with a broken track since opening in 2006. Disney is finally closing the ride to fix the broken track and update the ride
Club Penguin Land Coming to Aminal Kingdom
Club Penguin Land has officially been announced to replace Kilimanjaro Safaris inside Animal Kingdom. The newly themed land has people excited.
Disney Adding Advertisements on Rides to Make Money
Disney is making a bold move by adding advertisements on their rides. This will allow companies to pay money to show their ads on Disney World rides
Creepy Fact: it’s a small world Dolls Have Beating Hearts
it’s a small world dolls are known to be creepy. Things get creepier when you learn that they have beating hearts and funerals when the dolls “die”
Formula 1 Race Will Take Place Inside Disney World
A Formula 1 race is coming to Disney World. The track will go between EPCOT and Magic Kingdom, with parts of the track inside both parks.
Scientists Reveal Disney “Turkey Legs” Are Actually Elk Meat
Top scientists made a huge discovery. It turns out that Disney “turkey legs” are actually elk legs. Disney has a secret farm where they produce these elk
Disney Releases Line of Park-Inspired Sodas Flavors
If you want to drink your favorite Disney World flavors and scents, now you can! Disney just released a line of park-inspired soda flavors